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greatevilgenius in smash_logs

Political Science - I AM THE LAW!

Jan 20, 2010 22:47

Who: Eggman, students
What: Dr. Robotnik has clearly lost it. And now his students have to suffer.
Where: Eggman's Classroom. Where it goes after that...?
When: January 20
Warnings: Hot organic on robot violence.

( Off with their heads! )

# political science

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things_go_boom January 21 2010, 04:19:21 UTC

Lash already had out a gun. "We can shoot them, right?"

greatevilgenius January 21 2010, 05:13:12 UTC

"If you CAN."

oso_tigre January 21 2010, 06:13:36 UTC

"What about setting them on fire? Can we set them on fire?"

things_go_boom January 21 2010, 08:27:04 UTC

"Oh oh!" Lash paused and took out another gun.

"Let's do both."

The Chase Is On! greatevilgenius January 21 2010, 13:49:36 UTC

And then, once Eggman's countdown ended, the robots brandished their axes and began to give chase.

((You can still post your arrivals after this! But from here on, feel free to take this wherever you want. You can try to fight in the classroom, you can fight them wherever they chase you, or you can simply try to escape. They will all stop once the class is over either way!))

Re: The Chase Is On! snarksterpilot January 21 2010, 14:54:46 UTC

While Nester didn't expect this, he darn well knew he could beat these guys! Seriously, how could he not? They all seemed far too easy and he DID fight Egg Pawns long ago. This would be a piece of cake!

He brought out his zapper and just began firing away at the pawns, sporting a grin on his face that just screamed 'aw yeah I'm awesome'.

Re: The Chase Is On! greatevilgenius January 25 2010, 04:15:52 UTC

Too bad, Nester, there were more of them than you expected. For every one you blew up, two more came out to take its place. And they didn't seem happy. Of course, they were robots so it's not like you would be able to tell anyway.

Re: The Chase Is On! snarksterpilot January 25 2010, 04:19:34 UTC

AHHHH Nester wasn't giving up, though! But gosh, those were a lot of robots. He just kept firing and firing and firing... until he ran out of ammo.

Oh. Oops.

"... Uhhhhhhhh," was all that came out of his mouth. "Crap." Now he was in trouble.

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snarksterpilot January 21 2010, 14:53:31 UTC

Nester pretty much fell asleep for the whole class until the Egg Pawns reared their heads. To that, he awoke in a rather... expectable manner.

"HEY hey what! What's going-" Oh. Egg Pawns. Well, um. It went from a boring lecture with a side order of loud to... this. Wow.

"... Uhhh." Now he felt glad that he usually brought his PES Zapper to classes.

DID SOMEONE ORDER A BAMF? tank_rockarms January 21 2010, 16:31:10 UTC

Today's class. Was fighting robots.

This was the best poly-sci class in the history of poly-sci classes.

Max grabbed a chair and fashioned it into a mighty club used it as a weapon with which to beat a robot into a bloody oily pulp.

He was planning, after beating up a robot, at stealing its ax and using that on the other robots.

God, how he wished he had a bazooka right now.

Re: DID SOMEONE ORDER A BAMF? greatevilgenius January 25 2010, 04:17:00 UTC

Hello Max, here was a very large red robot with the same kind of face as the others except a huge torso, wielding a large axe. It looked like it was ready to take you on.

Re: DID SOMEONE ORDER A BAMF? tank_rockarms January 25 2010, 05:09:26 UTC

Why hello there, large red robot that conveniently had a spiked helmet on.

Max was wielding two axes.

But he wanted yours.

"I'm gonna call you Flak," he growled, as he leapt at him with an ax in each hand, each one primed for destruction.

Re: DID SOMEONE ORDER A BAMF? greatevilgenius January 26 2010, 05:53:08 UTC

And then this happened:

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boxingmidget January 21 2010, 17:33:06 UTC

This was the best class EVER. EVER. Thanks Robotnik.

Mac had always carried his gloves in his bag, see. In case something ever happened. You can't really separate Mac from boxing, even in school. He sometimes went to go practice in the weightroom right after classes anyway.

He was now punching the eff out of the robots. Ultimately he was trying his very best to dodge those axes, and knocking them out if he ever got an opening to do so.

greatevilgenius January 25 2010, 04:22:23 UTC

Hey Mac, there was one big red robot in particular looking at you. It looked like it was wearing punching gloves and had some sort of handlebar moustache. Oh, and it had a familiar looking bottle in its hand.

It also wanted to fight.

Also this was playing:

boxingmidget January 25 2010, 04:27:50 UTC

Why was this robot so familiar? He looks like that one guy he met very briefly in the league. That one Russian dude who drinks too much soda for his own good? Soda Popinski! That was it! Why was the robot imitating him? It didn't matter, at that point, he could just pretend he was having his first match with him if he got roboticized. "Oh, so you wanna fight that way, huh? Bring it, I'm ready for ya!"

greatevilgenius January 25 2010, 04:48:42 UTC

And then...

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