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[OPEN LOG] Teachers suck, students rule

Dec 11, 2009 17:27

Who: King Boo and any other students who choose to participate.
What: Throwing snowballs at teacher's windows.
Where: Outside teacher's dorms.
When: Friday, December 11
Warnings: King Boo is going to throw snowballs at teacher's windows. It is more than likely there will be some swearing.

( Oh the Holidays... )

rhys (fire emblem), lark/nester (pilotwings), parakarry (mario), kamek (mario), bonechill (mario), !open log, raiden (metal gear), goroh (f-zero), president (pikmin), misty (pokemon), shinon (fire emblem), king boo (mario), lash (advance wars), snake (metal gear), samus aran (metroid)

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TD 27 things_go_boom December 29 2009, 07:52:48 UTC

Silly Raiden, Lash was not a lady. More like a Cat, actually Snow had already been compacted and was resting in her gloves. She aimed carefully and...

"FORE!"

Kersplat! Right into that annoying old man's window.

Re: TD 27 da_president December 29 2009, 08:00:11 UTC

And behold, a short, angry old man slammed his window open to see who would dare disgrace his peace and quiet in such a way.

"Who's down there? Who threw that snowball?! I'm working on some very important things right now, and I do not need people throwing things at my window!!"

Re: TD 27 things_go_boom December 29 2009, 08:15:42 UTC

Oh man, jackpot. Lash didn't even answer or introduce herself. There was just the telling sound of a *click* as a machine was turned on, and suddenly, a barrage of snowballs flew into the sky and right toward the room.

Re: TD 27 da_president December 29 2009, 08:38:07 UTC

Alas, what was sure to be a long, raging tirade was cut short by the sudden barrage of snowballs. Angry sentences and annoyed mumbling were all that were heard, as he could not say a thing before being hit in the face with another cursed frozen orb. It was all poor President could do to force the window shut once more to block the unending stream of snowballs.

Re: TD 27 whitedeviljack December 30 2009, 03:30:03 UTC

Raiden added a snow ball or two to Lash's assualt but it was really all he could do to stand back and mavel. Yep. Raiden secretly enjoyed that way more than he should have and burst out into laughter after the other faculty member had lost and retreated.

"That was amazing." Raiden didn't want it to end quite so soon. "Shh, here I'll get him to come out one more time." Maybe just one more attack. The blonde stealthily moved up to TD-27's door and flattened himself against the wall, out of sight and and gently knocked on door.

Re: TD 27 da_president December 30 2009, 04:42:29 UTC

Oh no. The President wasn't falling for that that easily. He looked out the little peephole he had installed on his door, and saw noone. They must be hiding off to the side, he thought. The President took the snowballs that had flown through the window, preparing himself.

The door slammed open. Out marched the President, a bunch of snowballs in his arms, and one of them flying straight toward Raiden. "You think you've got the best of me, you dolt?! I'll make you regret ever coming here tonight!"

Re: TD 27 whitedeviljack December 30 2009, 05:01:36 UTC

"!" For one little short angry man he sure had a hell of a good arm. "Aaaah!" Raiden's arms flew to cover his head and he turned tail and ran as he got pelted.

"Lash! Ack! LASH! The machine!"

Re: TD 27 things_go_boom December 30 2009, 07:59:30 UTC

Whatever she had been expecting, it had involved her already being right where Raiden wanted her to be. Lash stood on top of her snowball machine, leaning on one leg, arms crossed, a grin playing on her lips. She mockingly saluted the small teacher.

"War is no reason to hurt each other." Her eyes narrowed as she reached for the red button with her foot. "...Unless I'm invited. Eat compressed crystalline water ice in spherical form."

What followed next could only be described as a literal bombardment of snowballs towards the tiny man, with the eerie but joyful laughter of a incredibly pleased girl genius.

Re: TD 27 da_president December 30 2009, 08:18:04 UTC

One would think that would be enough to stop him. You would be wrong. No, the President is far too stubborn to give up now.

Even suffering this never-ending wave of snowballs, he still throws his own back at Lash in defiance. "Laugh while you can, you dolts!! You haven't won yet!"

Re: TD 27 things_go_boom December 30 2009, 11:10:00 UTC

"Someone's being unreasonable, BIG NOSE!" Paff. The snowball landed in her chest and she momentarily looked surprised. H-How dare he! Lash did not take too kindly to being called a dolt either. This man needed to be be taught a lesson, perky wunderkind style. She jumped down from the machine and located the side crank, turning it up all the way to 11.

The snow around her quickly siphoned into the machine, a gigantic snowball forming in the middle. As the invention looked like it could break any second, she grinned at him once more, before firing the largest snowball it could produce which may be a bit smaller than that, but still deadly to a man of his size.

Re: TD 27 da_president December 31 2009, 12:30:39 UTC

The massive snowball hits the President dead on, before continuing on it's trajectory, the President now stuck within it. It's rolling away now, to unknown lands. It will keep rolling, forever. Until the end of time. Nothing can stop it now.

...Or maybe it'll just hit a wall somewhere and the President will have to dig himself out and go back to his dorm, dejected and defeated. That works too.

Re: TD 27 things_go_boom December 31 2009, 12:44:37 UTC

Re: TD 27 whitedeviljack January 3 2010, 06:06:42 UTC

Raiden just stared in amazement to his rescue, as the President was hit with the mammoth snowball and rolled away off into the distance, quickly becoming nothing more than a speck on the horizon.

"That was..." Amazing. Mind boggling. Complete overkill.

"...Remind me to never get on your bad side." Raiden said.

Re: TD 27 things_go_boom January 3 2010, 07:29:09 UTC

"Well first I'd need a bigger machine because I don't think I could get a snowball big enough for you," she began with a giggle. "But I'll be sure to remind you not to make me angry, tee hee hee."

whitedeviljack January 3 2010, 19:08:24 UTC

"Yeah." He agreed, although agreeing to what he wasn't sure. This was very fun but Raiden had run out here rather spur of the moment and his sweater, pants and socks just wasn't cutting it anymore. He was cold.

"I'm going to go inside get some hot cocoa, you want any?" He wasn't sure if he should suspect Lash would want hot cocoa or wanted to stay outside and keep playing with her machine but he figured he could ask anyway.

things_go_boom January 3 2010, 19:11:33 UTC

"Depends." She most certainly could go for some hot chocolate as well, but allergies came first, unfortunately. "You gonna make it with milk or do you have some of the powdered, lactose-free kind I can make with water?"

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