Dance and Arts, The Basics [CLOSED]
[damn, its late ... I need to talk to Jazz Hand about this unacceptable hour to be teaching... maybe he will be able to give me a raisebetter schedule for all my slackGood work here in campus... Oh, here we are... Room DDD.]
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime dollCLASS.
Welcome to a BRAND NEW STINKIN' SEMESTER OF YOU BESTEST CLASS EVER, Arts AND Dance! (Emphasis on the Dance, of course, HORF HORF HORF). In this class you all will be reminded how USELESS YOUR BODY CAN BE WHEN ADAPTING A RHYTHM. Specially some of you, four-legged things... You WILL SWEAT, You WILL CRY and some of you Will get... HAMMERED [Mind you, by my hammer, which isnt here because Mr. Crayola Face broke it last sunday at the cafe]. Now, class... I have an UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF Waddle*Doo and Waddle*Dees for you to use as Dancing parters if You dont have a crush / want to develop a charismatic and sexy adventure with someone else / have a platonic love / a partner. No problem with that, for all that I care after Mr. Falconaut's Affairs and Travesties [Someone should update me on the juicy, JUICY Details] I dont expect anything less but a Love story from this class.
NOW THEN, You Freaks. How about I set up a performance for you? By the end of the Semester you all will be able to dance with a grace like mine...
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Ok, So to start this class... I need you guise to Put on Some SPECIAL DANCING GEAR that I have found in the dump next to the clothing store in Popstar PERSONALLY HANDCRAFTER FOR ALL OF YOU.
Cmon, dont be shy. If its too tight, Its good. And if it too revealing, then be used to it... Just like Ms. Arangootang, DO YOU SEE HER WHINING ABOUT HER MASSIVE WEDGIE THAT SHE HAS ON HER ZERO SUIT... Be like her, shes an Example to ALL OF YOU... Ok, On to you assigment of the day.
Ok, So there's THIS RECORD I want you suckersSTUDENTS to analyze, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, Interpret with your own dance style... I dont care or grade upon your performance altho, I WILL Laugh if you guys are just stupid*looking... Remember you doofs, critical thinking is the key to success...
SO GET GOING AND START DANCING. Ill be here Rating your failuresArtistic Skills... Oh, Yeah. About Your Lunch. Just deliver it to me... Ill take proper handle of it [Hmm, hopefully they will bring a bit more than juice boxes and candy, ugh, im starving for a real meal.]
...WHATCHA LOOKING AT. GET GOING.
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime dollCLASS.
Welcome to a BRAND NEW STINKIN' SEMESTER OF YOU BESTEST CLASS EVER, Arts AND Dance! (Emphasis on the Dance, of course, HORF HORF HORF). In this class you all will be reminded how USELESS YOUR BODY CAN BE WHEN ADAPTING A RHYTHM. Specially some of you, four-legged things... You WILL SWEAT, You WILL CRY and some of you Will get... HAMMERED [Mind you, by my hammer, which isnt here because Mr. Crayola Face broke it last sunday at the cafe]. Now, class... I have an UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF Waddle*Doo and Waddle*Dees for you to use as Dancing parters if You dont have a crush / want to develop a charismatic and sexy adventure with someone else / have a platonic love / a partner. No problem with that, for all that I care after Mr. Falconaut's Affairs and Travesties [Someone should update me on the juicy, JUICY Details] I dont expect anything less but a Love story from this class.
NOW THEN, You Freaks. How about I set up a performance for you? By the end of the Semester you all will be able to dance with a grace like mine...
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Click to viewOk, So to start this class... I need you guise to Put on Some SPECIAL DANCING GEAR that I have found in the dump next to the clothing store in Popstar PERSONALLY HANDCRAFTER FOR ALL OF YOU.
Cmon, dont be shy. If its too tight, Its good. And if it too revealing, then be used to it... Just like Ms. Arangootang, DO YOU SEE HER WHINING ABOUT HER MASSIVE WEDGIE THAT SHE HAS ON HER ZERO SUIT... Be like her, shes an Example to ALL OF YOU... Ok, On to you assigment of the day.
Ok, So there's THIS RECORD I want you suckersSTUDENTS to analyze, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, Interpret with your own dance style... I dont care or grade upon your performance altho, I WILL Laugh if you guys are just stupid*looking... Remember you doofs, critical thinking is the key to success...
SO GET GOING AND START DANCING. Ill be here Rating your failuresArtistic Skills... Oh, Yeah. About Your Lunch. Just deliver it to me... Ill take proper handle of it [Hmm, hopefully they will bring a bit more than juice boxes and candy, ugh, im starving for a real meal.]
...WHATCHA LOOKING AT. GET GOING.