[Open log] Footbaaaaaaaaall
Who: Falcon, Max. Anyone trying out for football. New team members, old team members. Lurkers. Cheerleaders?
What: FOOTBALL TRYOUTS
When: Saturday, September 5th, 9 AM.
Where: The football field.
Rating: PG-13. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.
[It is a LOVELY morning. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the pants were dead the football field is clear, except for various equipment and crates of SPORTING GOODS.
Falcon and Max are already there, probably trying to out-man each other.
At 9 AM sharp, Falcon blows his whistle to assemble the group.]
All right ladies, listen up.
If you've played before, you probably know what's going on. But for the new guys--hi. Welcome. Obviously, if you're here, you want to be on the team, and you're going to have to show me that you deserve that spot. We had a great season last year, and I want to keep us great.
Before we start, I want to go over a few things. I'm Falcon, your coach, if you don't know me. To my right is my student captain, Max, who I'm sure most of you already know. And he knows what he's doing, so listen to him.
Leave your personal vendettas at the door. Foul play will get you a one-way ticket out of here. I don't need jackasses and poor sports on this team. Old players? Just because you made the team last year doesn't mean you're guaranteed a spot this year. I don't want to see any slacking off. You guys are supposed to be the example.
What we're going to do today is easy. Football is all about power, speed, and teamwork, with emphasis on the teamwork. No one here is a star player, so don't act like one. Everyone just show me the best you've got.
We'll start with a warm up. I want everyone to get stretched out and introduce yourselves, especially if you're new. After that, we'll run a few laps.
[He gestures to the crates, then folds his arms in his best attempt to look authoritative.] If you don't have gear, it's been provided. If you need help getting suited up, let one of us know. If we have time, I'll separate you guys into two teams and we'll have a scrimmage. Sound good?
Any questions before we get started?
What: FOOTBALL TRYOUTS
When: Saturday, September 5th, 9 AM.
Where: The football field.
Rating: PG-13. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.
[It is a LOVELY morning. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the pants were dead the football field is clear, except for various equipment and crates of SPORTING GOODS.
Falcon and Max are already there, probably trying to out-man each other.
At 9 AM sharp, Falcon blows his whistle to assemble the group.]
All right ladies, listen up.
If you've played before, you probably know what's going on. But for the new guys--hi. Welcome. Obviously, if you're here, you want to be on the team, and you're going to have to show me that you deserve that spot. We had a great season last year, and I want to keep us great.
Before we start, I want to go over a few things. I'm Falcon, your coach, if you don't know me. To my right is my student captain, Max, who I'm sure most of you already know. And he knows what he's doing, so listen to him.
Leave your personal vendettas at the door. Foul play will get you a one-way ticket out of here. I don't need jackasses and poor sports on this team. Old players? Just because you made the team last year doesn't mean you're guaranteed a spot this year. I don't want to see any slacking off. You guys are supposed to be the example.
What we're going to do today is easy. Football is all about power, speed, and teamwork, with emphasis on the teamwork. No one here is a star player, so don't act like one. Everyone just show me the best you've got.
We'll start with a warm up. I want everyone to get stretched out and introduce yourselves, especially if you're new. After that, we'll run a few laps.
[He gestures to the crates, then folds his arms in his best attempt to look authoritative.] If you don't have gear, it's been provided. If you need help getting suited up, let one of us know. If we have time, I'll separate you guys into two teams and we'll have a scrimmage. Sound good?
Any questions before we get started?