Political Science R2 #6 - Oh I Just Can't Wait To Be King!
Characters: Eggman and his Students (also lurkers)
What: In today's lesson, Eggman asks his students what's so great about royalty anyway.
Where: Eggman's classroom
When: Wednesday
Rating: I for I can't think of a good rating joke today
When his students arrived, Robotnik immediately jumped into his lesson. "You may have noticed during your day to day activities about the school, that there are some students who are naturally BETTER than you, in either breeding, wealth or connections. Most of these students are ROYALTY."
"One of the earliest forms of government, MONARCHY is a form of government where one person, said to be ordained by God, is the ABSOLUTE RULER OF THE LAND. Their very WORD is LAW, and any who CHALLENGE THEIR RULE are put to DEATH. The system WORKED, because it excluded the IGNORANT MASSES from the process by having royal title PASSED DOWN within families!"
"But then, the ancient Athenians had to RUIN EVERYTHING by introducing the world to DEMOCRACY. And in 1215 AD, the people finally TRIUMPHED over the British Monarchy by forcing King John to sign the Magna Carta."
He turned to his students. "Now today, we will REDRESS this GRIEVOUS CRIME. I have a special task for you all! I want you each to decide which is superior, monarchy or democracy. I then want you all to explain WHY you have chosen this. And I want you all to feel free to degrade and belittle your peers if you disagree with their answers! We'll start with YOU!" he said, pointing at a random student.
What: In today's lesson, Eggman asks his students what's so great about royalty anyway.
Where: Eggman's classroom
When: Wednesday
Rating: I for I can't think of a good rating joke today
When his students arrived, Robotnik immediately jumped into his lesson. "You may have noticed during your day to day activities about the school, that there are some students who are naturally BETTER than you, in either breeding, wealth or connections. Most of these students are ROYALTY."
"One of the earliest forms of government, MONARCHY is a form of government where one person, said to be ordained by God, is the ABSOLUTE RULER OF THE LAND. Their very WORD is LAW, and any who CHALLENGE THEIR RULE are put to DEATH. The system WORKED, because it excluded the IGNORANT MASSES from the process by having royal title PASSED DOWN within families!"
"But then, the ancient Athenians had to RUIN EVERYTHING by introducing the world to DEMOCRACY. And in 1215 AD, the people finally TRIUMPHED over the British Monarchy by forcing King John to sign the Magna Carta."
He turned to his students. "Now today, we will REDRESS this GRIEVOUS CRIME. I have a special task for you all! I want you each to decide which is superior, monarchy or democracy. I then want you all to explain WHY you have chosen this. And I want you all to feel free to degrade and belittle your peers if you disagree with their answers! We'll start with YOU!" he said, pointing at a random student.