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Jul 11, 2009 17:43

Characters: Birdo and her students!
What: Humanization class no. 1!
Where: Stadium.
When: Saturday, the 11th.
Rating: PG-13 for some inevitable awkwardness.

*When the students arrive, the Stadium is mostly empty, save for a table, and several large boxes. On the table, Catherine's set three items: one being a transformation ball, one being a necklace, and the third being what appears to be a CD. Catherine stands off to the side of the table, a bathrobe hanging rather awkwardly over the much-too-small reptilian body then trying to occupy it. She waves happily at the students as they enter, and waits until enough had shown up before beginning to speak.*

Hello, dears, and welcome to the new set of Humanization classes! I'm Miss Catherine Birdo, though I think a good deal of you may already know me as the school's nurse. It's a pleasure to meet any of you I haven't already.

Now, Humanization can be extremely difficult, or it can come as second nature. It really all depends on the person, their experience, and the method of transformation. I have, here, some methods that have been popular with the students and faculty here over the years, due to their simplicity. But don't let that make you think that those are the only ways!

*Birdo walks over to the Transformation ball, and holds it up.*

This is a transformation ball! It tends to be best for first-time transformations, or for those just trying the idea out. Using it is simple- this casing contains a simple humanization enchantment, and when it's broken, it will affect the user, giving them a human body.
There are many downsides to using this method, though, which is why they aren't more popular. One being that the effect lasts for 24 hours- no more, no less. Once the enchantment has taken effect, there is no way to reverse it, until it's run it's course. Which also means that the user has to be careful when they use them- otherwise it could wear off in all kinds of awkward situations! Not to mention having to obtain a new ball for every day you plan on being transformed.
Don't worry, though, this won't be a problem for any of you- I have a reliable supply, and theywill be available in my office for anyone needing them.

*She sets the ball down, and holds up the next item.*

This item works similarly to the Transformation ball. Now, I'm showing a pendant, but it can be applied to any item, if you want. So long as the user is able to have it on their person.
This is similarly simple to use, and is just the enchantment held inside the ball cast on an inanimate object. Instead of being triggered by breaking the container, this is triggered simply by wearing it.
*She slips the necklace over her head, and- poof! - sexy nurse.*
This method is much more agreeable than using the transformation ball, but, it, too, has its downsides. The enchantment doesn't hold forever. Most items will have about a month of continuous wear on them, but, that also depends on the person you have do it for you. The most obvious disadvantage is simply that they are generally accessories, and we all know how easy those are to forget. Or, God forbid, they don't match our outfit.

*She chuckles, and takes the necklace back off, laying it down on the table, before picking up the CD.*
This is the Humanization TM. I don't know as much about this one as I do the others, as it is only usable by pokemon. Out of what I've shown so far, this is, I think, the most useful, and the closest to what I, myself use. I believe it's taught much the same way any other TM or HM would be, and is used the same way as any other move. This can be canceled by just using the move again.
There are disadvantages to this, as with any of the other methods, the biggest being that, like with any other move, it takes energy, and there's only so many times you can do it before you need to rest and regain the ability. It can also be forgotten like any other TM, and once it's gone from your memory, you will need to find the TM again to re-learn it.

Of course, the biggest disadvantage of all of these forms is just that... what you see is what you get. There's a much more difficult way to learn to humanize that allows you simple tweaks to the form you take, but this can take years of practice to perfect.
*Birdo takes this time to show off, and transforms on her own.*

Well, I have more than enough of each of these options for all of you, and bathrobes, so you can keep some of your dignity. *giggle* Put those on, before you transform, please.

Enjoy!

gage (advance wars), hojita/bulbmin (pikmin), sonic (sonic the hedgehog), knuckles (sonic the hedgehog), # humanization, !class log

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