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Tactical Stealth

Jun 13, 2009 12:33

Characters: Snake, his students.
What: Tactical Stealth class
Where: Starting right outside of one of the main school buildings, ending in the stadium.
When: Afternoon. Forward dated to Monday, June 15th, I guess.
Rating: PG-13 for possible swearing ( Read more... )

ribbon (kibry), sonic (sonic the hedgehog), midna (zelda), kirby (kirby), colin (advance wars), !class log, raiden (metal gear), # tactical stealth, bob heather/arceus (pokemon), lash (advance wars), max (advance wars), snake (metal gear)

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tank_rockarms June 14 2009, 04:21:21 UTC

::Max is 6'8" of muscles. His biceps are larger around than most people's waists. Max couldn't hide if his life depended on it.

This should be fun!::

I thought you said this was like PE.

MAX: START camo_box June 14 2009, 04:37:23 UTC

Well... it is. I mean, it is technically a physical activity.
*An awkward pause, and then Snake shoves the weapons into Max's hands.*
Good luck!

Re: MAX: START tank_rockarms June 14 2009, 05:07:14 UTC

::Max steps out bravely into the corridor and THERE IS A (small) EXPLOSION OF FIRE::

I'm fine, sir! Don't worry, I've got real thick boots!

Re: MAX: START tank_rockarms June 14 2009, 05:08:00 UTC

::Max takes several more steps and THERE IS A (small) EXPLOSION OF FIRE::

I'm still okay, sir!

Re: MAX: START tank_rockarms June 14 2009, 05:10:06 UTC

::he walks right into one of the lazor traps and there is a bright flash of light::

::Max punches it off of the wall, it is never getting unbroken ever again::

Don't worry, sir, that won't be in the way anymore.

Re: MAX: START tank_rockarms June 14 2009, 05:11:55 UTC

::Max takes a few more steps down the hallway and there is ANOTHER (small) EXPLOSION OF FIRE::

Don't worry, sir, I'm still okay! Man, you got a lot of these things, don't you?

::he picks up the remains of it and tosses it down the hallway, setting off the lasers and a flash of light::

Oh, I see that one, sir!

::he sprays it, then tries to crawl underneath but there is no way in the world he would ever fit, and it goes off::

::Max punches it off the wall::

Man, that's annoying. Don't worry, sir, still okay!

((I'm gonna end the carnage right about here for now))

Re: MAX: START camo_box June 14 2009, 05:22:07 UTC

Max, if you could try a little harder to evade the equipment without destroying it?

Re: MAX: START tank_rockarms June 14 2009, 05:23:11 UTC

Evade, sir? ::Max looks highly confused, as if this is not something he's ever done before::

Re: MAX: START pupofwar June 14 2009, 05:27:54 UTC

*...Max. Every time you break/punch/set something on fire, Sami cringes in horror.*

You're supposed to walk around them, not punch around them! ...S-sorry, sir, maybe Miss Nell can take it out of his paycheck or something.

Re: MAX: START camo_box June 14 2009, 05:38:09 UTC

Yes, Max, evade. The class is called Tactical Stealth, I'm trying to teach you about how to be stealthy. Facing things head on isn't always the best solution.

A-and, Sami, I appreciate the offer, but it's really not needed. I'm going to regret saying that later.

Re: MAX: START pupofwar June 14 2009, 05:42:36 UTC

I-if you say so, sir. Probably. ...Yes, a lot.

Re: MAX: START camo_box June 14 2009, 05:46:48 UTC

I might change my mind.

Re: MAX: START tank_rockarms June 14 2009, 06:48:14 UTC

Well, alright, sir, if you say so. I'll go around things if I can.

Re: MAX: START tank_rockarms June 14 2009, 06:51:14 UTC

::Max walks down the hall some more, and comes across a bomb in the floor, this time instead of stepping on it, he gazelle leaps jumps over it. This has two effects - the first is he wangs his head on the ceiling and knocks a light fixture all crooked, and the second is he comes crashing down on his boots so hard that basically any hope of not being heard would depend on the people listening for him being 95 years old and without their hearing aids::

I did it, sir! ::thumbs up::

Re: MAX: START tank_rockarms June 14 2009, 06:55:56 UTC

::Max walks for a short time until he comes across yet another one of those tricky laser things. Now Max knows that he can't crawl under it, he's tried that and his 242 inch chest gets in the way. So this leaves him with one option to get around it. He takes it.::

::Max punches the wall about five feet in front of the device, and manages to punch through it. This is rather noisy! He sneaks into the hole he's made after making it a bit bigger, and goes into whatever is on the other side. There's a bit more loud noise and suddenly Max's mighty fist punches through the wall back into the hallway, this time about four feet away on the other side of the lasers. Max makes the hole bigger, and steps out of it back into the hallway.::

~*VICTOLY*~

There! Now anybody else who needs to get by that can just walk around.

::He gives another thumbs up to Mr. Snake::

((Mr. Snake, you wanna intervene again or are we just going to let Max punch through all of the walls until he gets to his target?))

Re: MAX: START camo_box June 14 2009, 07:16:36 UTC

*OMG WTF IS HAPPENING*
MAX.

JUST...

YOU NEED TO START OVER AGAIN.

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