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DRIVER'S EDUCATION SEASON 2, EPISODE 1. RETURN OF THE BIG RED FONTS

May 15, 2009 19:42

CHARACTERS: SAMURAI GOROH AND HIS TEAM OF APPRENTICE NINJAS (THAT WOULD BE YOU.)
WHAT: ...WHAT?
WHAT!: DRIVER'S EDUCATION. FIRST CLASS. (THIS CLASS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INFLUENCED BY AN AWESOME DREAM TOASTY HAD LAST YEAR)
WHERE: THE STADIUM
WHEN: MAY 15TH
RATING: R FOR RED FONT.

( IT'S A CLASS! CAN YOU TAKE IT? )

watt (mario), goose (pilotwings), yoshi (mario), captain falcon (f-zero), eva (metal gear), lighter (mother), otacon (metal gear), flint (mother), lark/nester (pilotwings), fuel (mother), ultimate chimera (mother), eggman/robotnik (sonic the hedgehog), poo (mother), midna (zelda), goombella (mario), daisy (mario), flak (advance wars), stanley (pikmin), smeargle (pokemon), skull kid (zelda), jeff andonuts (mother), louie (pikmin), ribbon (kibry), pico (f-zero), sonic (sonic the hedgehog), knuckles (sonic the hedgehog), paula (mother), blacky/umbreon (pokemon), slippy toad (starfox), hojita/bulbmin (pikmin), lash (advance wars), wave (sonic the hedgehog), !rp log, kumatora (mother), jake (advance wars), parakarry (mario), bowser jr. (mario), !class log, raiden (metal gear), goroh (f-zero), vashta/darkrai (pokemon), max (advance wars), peach (mario), # driver's ed, samus aran (metroid)

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BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) fist_of_win May 16 2009, 01:19:36 UTC

((Once again, no limits, be as creative as you want! :3 ))

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) snarksterpilot May 16 2009, 01:23:18 UTC

*Nester just sits there in his car. His UNMOVING car.

He messes with the steering wheel and just pretends he's driving, frowning in a very, very unhappy manner. He's completely open to being rammed into like a sandbag.*

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) thats_nogood May 16 2009, 01:27:05 UTC

Having problems?

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) snarksterpilot May 16 2009, 01:30:15 UTC

No way, no problem!

My car just... doesn't wanna do anything, that's all.

It's not a problem! *YES IT IS.*

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) thats_nogood May 16 2009, 01:34:22 UTC

*And the Sonic is totally a douche and hits his Kart from behind and this moves Nester's Kart into the middle of the ice arena*

There you go, haha!

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) snarksterpilot May 16 2009, 01:36:20 UTC

HEEEEY!

*Aww no, he's in the middle of the battlefield. Not cool. NOT. COOL.*

Some roomie you are! *Now he's even MORE susceptible to hits.*

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) thats_nogood May 16 2009, 01:38:23 UTC

*He loves being a douchy roommate*

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) black_flak May 16 2009, 01:39:34 UTC

*Oh hey, it's that little punk Flak said he'd smash, right in the middle of the field, not moving. What a perfect opportunity. Flak smashes straight into him at full speed, laughing.*

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) snarksterpilot May 16 2009, 01:44:37 UTC

WAAAAAGH- *tumbles over a little and out of the kart, onto the ice*

... uhhh.

... AW NO. *frantically climbs back into the car and then shouts out at Flak*

NO FAIR!

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) black_flak May 16 2009, 01:49:15 UTC

Who cares if its fair? I'm winning! *Flak turns the car around and drives forward, preparing to ram him again.

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) snarksterpilot May 16 2009, 01:51:34 UTC

*SLAMMED. Again. This time, Nester wasn't knocked out of the car. Instead, the car spun out a little and finally came to a stop at left-most area of the arena.*

Wuuuuh... *he tilts his head around a little, pretty dizzy for the twirling* What just happened.

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) tank_rockarms May 16 2009, 17:05:19 UTC

::A golf cart flys through the air. There is nobody in it. It is about to crashe into Flak's car, saving Nester from further assault. It's a mystery as to where it comes from. Nobody could ever know where it came from.

It's missing a steering wheel and the stick shift and has a flat tire and the dashboard looks like it was punched in, in addition to whatever damage it's caused right now. ::

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) snarksterpilot May 16 2009, 22:40:33 UTC

*oh boy ~mysterious flying golf carts~* ...

COOL!

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) black_flak May 16 2009, 22:48:11 UTC

*Alright, the little kid was completely helpless now, time to finish him off, and wait flying golf cart what. Flak quickly jumps out of his car right before the other one impacts into it, completely destroying it.

Well, now he needed a new car. Flak walks over to Nester, picks him up, and tosses him out of the car, then gets in and tries starting it.* Hey, what's wrong with your stupid car?! It doesn't even work! *Then he punches it. It starts right up.* Hah, there we go! See you later, kid! *And then he drives off to go hit more people*

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) snarksterpilot May 16 2009, 22:50:22 UTC

WOAH WH- *TOSSED onto the ice. He skids on the ice just a little and stands up, turns over to Flak, and...

HIS CAR WAS WORKING. WHAT. NO FAIR.*

... NO FAIR!

Re: BATTLE ARENA, I MEAN SKATING RINK HIJINKS (OF FIGHTING IN A BATTLE) tank_rockarms May 17 2009, 01:10:16 UTC

::If Max had had another golf cart to throw at Flak, he would have thrown it. As it was he just stamped his feet in impotent rage because now Flak's a thief::

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