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DRIVER'S EDUCATION SEASON 2, EPISODE 1. RETURN OF THE BIG RED FONTS

May 15, 2009 19:42

CHARACTERS: SAMURAI GOROH AND HIS TEAM OF APPRENTICE NINJAS (THAT WOULD BE YOU.)
WHAT: ...WHAT?
WHAT!: DRIVER'S EDUCATION. FIRST CLASS. (THIS CLASS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INFLUENCED BY AN AWESOME DREAM TOASTY HAD LAST YEAR)
WHERE: THE STADIUM
WHEN: MAY 15TH
RATING: R FOR RED FONT.

( IT'S A CLASS! CAN YOU TAKE IT? )

watt (mario), goose (pilotwings), yoshi (mario), captain falcon (f-zero), eva (metal gear), lighter (mother), otacon (metal gear), flint (mother), lark/nester (pilotwings), fuel (mother), ultimate chimera (mother), eggman/robotnik (sonic the hedgehog), poo (mother), midna (zelda), goombella (mario), daisy (mario), flak (advance wars), stanley (pikmin), smeargle (pokemon), skull kid (zelda), jeff andonuts (mother), louie (pikmin), ribbon (kibry), pico (f-zero), sonic (sonic the hedgehog), knuckles (sonic the hedgehog), paula (mother), blacky/umbreon (pokemon), slippy toad (starfox), hojita/bulbmin (pikmin), lash (advance wars), wave (sonic the hedgehog), !rp log, kumatora (mother), jake (advance wars), parakarry (mario), bowser jr. (mario), !class log, raiden (metal gear), goroh (f-zero), vashta/darkrai (pokemon), max (advance wars), peach (mario), # driver's ed, samus aran (metroid)

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AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! fist_of_win May 16 2009, 00:41:38 UTC

((Feel free to try anything! Be as creative as you like.))

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! monotreme_101 May 16 2009, 00:43:52 UTC

*Knuckles brought something else with him from last year. It looks a little different - he's had it bronzed. It is.... HIS MASTER KEY AKA Crowbar.*

Wham, bam thankyou ignition column...

*Of course, the cart roars to life with the merest of smashings. Knuckles has some mad skills with the ancient art of crowbar-fu.*

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! fist_of_win May 16 2009, 00:45:38 UTC

GOOD JOB.

I WAS EXPECTING NO LESS FROM YOU.

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! monotreme_101 May 16 2009, 00:47:08 UTC

What can I say? I was well taught.

*Revs the engine and idles, waiting for some targets targets to get thier engines going also.*

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! badasscopters May 16 2009, 00:45:28 UTC

*Oh boy, how will he be getting THIS to work. This will be interesting.*

Hmm, maaaaaybe... *he VERY QUICKLY takes his sunglasses off and sticks the tip of one of the legs into the ignition... aaaaand... after a little while, success!*

Got it!

Hey Matt, found a way yet? If'n ya' need it, ya' can borrow my glasses.

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! fist_of_win May 16 2009, 00:47:33 UTC

...YOU HAVE EYES?

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! badasscopters May 16 2009, 00:50:56 UTC

*CRAP someone saw his eyes. Raaaaagh. RAAAAGH. At least he's sorta fine with Goroh and he's a fellow sunglasses buddy, so he's more okay with it. He plays it smooth... and sarcastic.*

Naaaah, I don't. I've got extra arms under these shades, o' COURSE. *pfff*

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! badasstrenches May 16 2009, 00:51:53 UTC

*Sorry Goose, but Surge has already hot wired his golf cart.*

'Course I have. Piece o' cake.

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! badasscopters May 16 2009, 00:56:59 UTC

Thatta' boy.

*Now THIS is gonna be good.*

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! snarksterpilot May 16 2009, 00:48:06 UTC

Awww'right! I bet I can get this started up in TWO seconds!

*Nester uses his magical hair spikes as a key brings his modded Power Gloves with him to classes sometimes just in case, so he uses them to beat the living heck out of the ignition area... andddd... after a little while of figuring out what he even needed to bash in the first place, he finally gets it ready to go.*

Woohoo!

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! fist_of_win May 16 2009, 00:49:04 UTC

...WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! snarksterpilot May 16 2009, 00:51:40 UTC

I punched the car to get it to work, duhhh!

What else does it look like, genius?

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! fist_of_win May 16 2009, 01:10:40 UTC

YEAH, BUT YOU ALSO ENDED UP PUNCHING THE MAIN HYDRAULIC FUEL. I DOUBT YOUR KART WILL EVEN MOVE NOW

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! snarksterpilot May 16 2009, 01:13:43 UTC

...

Aw CRAP.

Uhhh.

I'LL FIND A WAY.

I always do!

*a.k.a probably just sit in that car and pretend he's driving all grumpy and probably get knocked around, because does he really have a choice?*

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! thats_nogood May 16 2009, 00:49:58 UTC

Hey teach, do I have to use a kart?

Re: AFTER YOUR INTROS ARE OVER, IT'S TIME TO START TRYING TO GET THOSE KARTS WORKING! fist_of_win May 16 2009, 00:50:18 UTC

YES. THIS IS DRIVER'S ED.

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