ZOOLOGY WEEK SEVEN, LAB FIVE!
Today is a special class, folks!
I have a species of specimen that just arrived this morning after being on back order since my first year on the job! I just HAD to push this week's original assignment on hold!
So, ladies and gents... Today's assignment will be on SNIFITS!
Here's your handout on the subject...
These creatures come from various parts of the Mushroom Kingdom, Yoshi's Island, and the dream world of Subcon. They spit bullets from
BEFORE WE GET TO THE GLORIOUS CUTTING...
WE'RE GOING TO WATCH A DOCUMENTARY!
Then you will all proceed to pair up with each other and take a snifit from the pile in front of the room to get started.
The task is simply to find where it's balls are stored and by balls I mean bullets, you crazy sick bastards. Then you will each take a ball and observe it under a microscope.
Please note that even though these snifits are indeed DEAD and dripping with formaldehyde which is getting on my clothes from holding this one up for so long. uggh., standing one upright and bopping it square on the scalp will indeed make it fire bullets. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS. You will also fail the assignment if you hand me a fired bullet instead of a dissected one. It's not hard to tell the difference!
So I'll get the projector started and we'll go on with the movie...
I have a species of specimen that just arrived this morning after being on back order since my first year on the job! I just HAD to push this week's original assignment on hold!
So, ladies and gents... Today's assignment will be on SNIFITS!
Here's your handout on the subject...
These creatures come from various parts of the Mushroom Kingdom, Yoshi's Island, and the dream world of Subcon. They spit bullets from
BEFORE WE GET TO THE GLORIOUS CUTTING...
WE'RE GOING TO WATCH A DOCUMENTARY!
Then you will all proceed to pair up with each other and take a snifit from the pile in front of the room to get started.
The task is simply to find where it's balls are stored and by balls I mean bullets, you crazy sick bastards. Then you will each take a ball and observe it under a microscope.
Please note that even though these snifits are indeed DEAD and dripping with formaldehyde which is getting on my clothes from holding this one up for so long. uggh., standing one upright and bopping it square on the scalp will indeed make it fire bullets. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS. You will also fail the assignment if you hand me a fired bullet instead of a dissected one. It's not hard to tell the difference!
So I'll get the projector started and we'll go on with the movie...