Fuck Yeah, I'm a TROOPER BABY!! I got hit in the fuckin face bitches
OK I know it's a lil long, but you have to read it all to understand it.
Last night Big Ben called me and wanted me to go to the BURY YOUR DEAD show. Well, since I hadn't been to a show in a long time, I decided to go with him. But I told him I'd have to wait until Vic got there because he was gonna go out of town to Houston to see his kids and he wanted to see me before he left. Vic ended showing up almost right after I said that and then Ben showed up and then we decided that Ben needed a beer so we went to the Circle K and got him some quarts and took this guy I'm talking to, Anthony, back to his car so he could go home and sleep. After all that was done we went back to my house and smoked a big ol' fatty and at about 9:45 decided to HAUL ASSS to the House of Rock. Ben was expecting them to play at 10 so I decided that a speed of 85 would do it. On the way there Ben rolled and lit a very nice joint of DRO. We were great by the time we got there and even better that we were there. We walk in and pay to get in and go in through these doors and there they are: The SEXY lead singer and the HOTTIE guitarist, playin their fuckin hearts out. And they were AWESOME. I started off standing in the back and not really doing much. Ben jumped in the pit to beat the shit out of people and to find MANNY. I spotted FAT DANNY as soon as we got in there. He was jammin out at the front of the stage. Then there was a fight. A BIG fight. Between two fat guys. REALLY FAT GUYS!! And for some reason I noticed the one in the black started it and wasn't kicked out, but the other guy got the fuck beat out of him by a number of people then got kicked out. That was fucked up. BUT EXCITING!! Well, one of the first things that Ben said to me was, "Don't let me get into a fight tonight." OK, by the second song Ben and Manny were fighting with some guy and then I saw more guys and so you know the SMASH had to save the day. I bet some people were freaking out cause I spotted them and took off through the crowd thrown bows and grabbed my boys and looked at the big security guard and winked at him to let him know it was all kool. Then after they settled down I went over the the BIG SECURITY GUARD and asked him if he was a certian person my homeboy VIC knows, and he was. It was badass cause him and my boy Vic are real tight, so I got protection immediately, free water, and access in and out when I pleased. WE'LL JUST CALL IT THE HOOK UP! Well I was standing there watching all these people mosh and I wanted to sooo bad. I mean I had been wanting to since BOTH GUNS DRAWN still had all the originals. So,........I fuckin jumped in and started thrown some shit around. I fucking hit this guy and then one tried to come at me and I pushed the shit out of him and went to Ben's side. But the whole time I was in there I didn't get hit. Then we got water and then went back to the brawl. At the end of the show they were filming and everyone rushed the stage and screamed, and acted all crazy, Hell even I rushed the stage, "FUCK YEAH, BURY YOUR DEAD!!!" And after it was all over they threw out drumsticks and what-not. I told the lead singer that he was fucking amazing. He thanked me. And then we went outside to chill and find Manny. And I just so happened to get THE WHOLE FREAKIN BAND TO SIGN MY ASS!!! Woo Hoo! It took me a minute to find them all but I did. The lead and the drum were the last the find the ass!! lol But it was great. The greatest show I've went to.
OH NO, But that's not all. Across the street, the camera guy was filming some fans and this little FAGGOT was talking bullshit out of his ass. I knew the little FUCK was gonna get his ass beat. I just knew it. Well, he started to tell the camera guy for Bury Your Dead shit. He was telling him that he was a slave to corporate America and that he'd break the guy's camera and for him to go back to being a slave and take that shit out of his face and that he didn't want to be on MTV and that everything real should be kept underground and that it was a shame to film all of this. You know shit that made no sense at all. Well the camera man was trying to be cool through all this and after the guy said he was gonna break his camera the camera guy laughed and told the kid that he was sure he wouldn't be on MTV and laughed and walked not ten feet to the bus and told the other camera man and the guys from the band that this kid was talking shit and my hottie guitarist and all his boys came over there talkin shit and was all getting up in this kid's face and the kid was trying so hard to back it up and all these other little bastards were there trying to back him up too and the this guy from the security of the band yelled out that if they didn't have a gun and didn't start shooting soon, they were gonna fuck up some shit........AND THEY DID!!! Yeah that's what I said. Bury Your Dead and a very small portion of Corpus started a riot. My man beat the shit out of that kid and everyone was fighing everyone. One of the members from the bad GOT STABBED!! And then even more hell broke loose cause everyone was freaking out cause someone in all the commotion had a knife. And even more fighting broke out. Well I knew Ben was gonna get in on it and so I stood back a little but enough to be right in all the goods. Well I decided that this wasn't right and that I still liked the band despite this stupid bitch yelling at them that "I used to be yalls fan, but look at the way you treat your fans." OH NO BITCH, THAT PISSED ME OFF, THE KID STARTED IT. DON'T WRITE A CHECK WITH YOUR MOUTH THAT YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH. So I kinda bent over and the waist and belted/yelled BURY YOUR DEAD ROCKS!! And as I was about to stand up straight I got hit with a bottle in the jaw by that fat fuck that started the first fight I saw when we got there.( ok it felt like a bottle, it might have been his hand.) but that shit still panged pretty good. I literally heard my jaw!! (no broken bones, no worries) THIS HUGE MONGOLOID BASTARD HIT THE FUCK OUT OF ME HARD LIKE A MAN. AND I TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP. Actually I was gonna stab him but I decided against it since I didn't want everyone to think I was the one with the knife, ya know. But still I got fuckin hit in the jaw ( right side) by a man like a man and took it like nothing. I mean I was mad and I told Ben and the Big Security and Ben wanted to beat the fuck out of that guy cause Ben knew what band the fat fuck sang for. I mean I looked for that guy. And when I found him, the guys from the band were beating the shit out of him in front of the cops!! HELL YEAH BABY! KARMA IS A BITCH, BITCH!
As the cops arrived, Ben looks over at me and says, "Hey let's go before they notice we parked illegally." I just laughed. Like the cops were worrying about parking when there are people rioting. lol.lol.
We ended up going to Carlos's house and just chillin. I saw Emily Gallegos there and we talked for a bit. I laughed at Eddie cause he still thinks he has a chance getting into my pants. NOT!!!! And all in all everyone was pretty impressed that I took such a blow.
Fuck, what can I say. I'm a trooper.
Well, I came home about 1 and crashed.
Woke up with a sore jaw. But nothing major.
It was GREAT......AWESOME......And I wouldn't change a thing except I wish Slurge, Mondo, Aaron, the Twins, Magic Flowers, and Big Dan were there along side of me and Big Ben.
But there are always other opportunities...........until next time .......
Last night Big Ben called me and wanted me to go to the BURY YOUR DEAD show. Well, since I hadn't been to a show in a long time, I decided to go with him. But I told him I'd have to wait until Vic got there because he was gonna go out of town to Houston to see his kids and he wanted to see me before he left. Vic ended showing up almost right after I said that and then Ben showed up and then we decided that Ben needed a beer so we went to the Circle K and got him some quarts and took this guy I'm talking to, Anthony, back to his car so he could go home and sleep. After all that was done we went back to my house and smoked a big ol' fatty and at about 9:45 decided to HAUL ASSS to the House of Rock. Ben was expecting them to play at 10 so I decided that a speed of 85 would do it. On the way there Ben rolled and lit a very nice joint of DRO. We were great by the time we got there and even better that we were there. We walk in and pay to get in and go in through these doors and there they are: The SEXY lead singer and the HOTTIE guitarist, playin their fuckin hearts out. And they were AWESOME. I started off standing in the back and not really doing much. Ben jumped in the pit to beat the shit out of people and to find MANNY. I spotted FAT DANNY as soon as we got in there. He was jammin out at the front of the stage. Then there was a fight. A BIG fight. Between two fat guys. REALLY FAT GUYS!! And for some reason I noticed the one in the black started it and wasn't kicked out, but the other guy got the fuck beat out of him by a number of people then got kicked out. That was fucked up. BUT EXCITING!! Well, one of the first things that Ben said to me was, "Don't let me get into a fight tonight." OK, by the second song Ben and Manny were fighting with some guy and then I saw more guys and so you know the SMASH had to save the day. I bet some people were freaking out cause I spotted them and took off through the crowd thrown bows and grabbed my boys and looked at the big security guard and winked at him to let him know it was all kool. Then after they settled down I went over the the BIG SECURITY GUARD and asked him if he was a certian person my homeboy VIC knows, and he was. It was badass cause him and my boy Vic are real tight, so I got protection immediately, free water, and access in and out when I pleased. WE'LL JUST CALL IT THE HOOK UP! Well I was standing there watching all these people mosh and I wanted to sooo bad. I mean I had been wanting to since BOTH GUNS DRAWN still had all the originals. So,........I fuckin jumped in and started thrown some shit around. I fucking hit this guy and then one tried to come at me and I pushed the shit out of him and went to Ben's side. But the whole time I was in there I didn't get hit. Then we got water and then went back to the brawl. At the end of the show they were filming and everyone rushed the stage and screamed, and acted all crazy, Hell even I rushed the stage, "FUCK YEAH, BURY YOUR DEAD!!!" And after it was all over they threw out drumsticks and what-not. I told the lead singer that he was fucking amazing. He thanked me. And then we went outside to chill and find Manny. And I just so happened to get THE WHOLE FREAKIN BAND TO SIGN MY ASS!!! Woo Hoo! It took me a minute to find them all but I did. The lead and the drum were the last the find the ass!! lol But it was great. The greatest show I've went to.
OH NO, But that's not all. Across the street, the camera guy was filming some fans and this little FAGGOT was talking bullshit out of his ass. I knew the little FUCK was gonna get his ass beat. I just knew it. Well, he started to tell the camera guy for Bury Your Dead shit. He was telling him that he was a slave to corporate America and that he'd break the guy's camera and for him to go back to being a slave and take that shit out of his face and that he didn't want to be on MTV and that everything real should be kept underground and that it was a shame to film all of this. You know shit that made no sense at all. Well the camera man was trying to be cool through all this and after the guy said he was gonna break his camera the camera guy laughed and told the kid that he was sure he wouldn't be on MTV and laughed and walked not ten feet to the bus and told the other camera man and the guys from the band that this kid was talking shit and my hottie guitarist and all his boys came over there talkin shit and was all getting up in this kid's face and the kid was trying so hard to back it up and all these other little bastards were there trying to back him up too and the this guy from the security of the band yelled out that if they didn't have a gun and didn't start shooting soon, they were gonna fuck up some shit........AND THEY DID!!! Yeah that's what I said. Bury Your Dead and a very small portion of Corpus started a riot. My man beat the shit out of that kid and everyone was fighing everyone. One of the members from the bad GOT STABBED!! And then even more hell broke loose cause everyone was freaking out cause someone in all the commotion had a knife. And even more fighting broke out. Well I knew Ben was gonna get in on it and so I stood back a little but enough to be right in all the goods. Well I decided that this wasn't right and that I still liked the band despite this stupid bitch yelling at them that "I used to be yalls fan, but look at the way you treat your fans." OH NO BITCH, THAT PISSED ME OFF, THE KID STARTED IT. DON'T WRITE A CHECK WITH YOUR MOUTH THAT YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH. So I kinda bent over and the waist and belted/yelled BURY YOUR DEAD ROCKS!! And as I was about to stand up straight I got hit with a bottle in the jaw by that fat fuck that started the first fight I saw when we got there.( ok it felt like a bottle, it might have been his hand.) but that shit still panged pretty good. I literally heard my jaw!! (no broken bones, no worries) THIS HUGE MONGOLOID BASTARD HIT THE FUCK OUT OF ME HARD LIKE A MAN. AND I TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP. Actually I was gonna stab him but I decided against it since I didn't want everyone to think I was the one with the knife, ya know. But still I got fuckin hit in the jaw ( right side) by a man like a man and took it like nothing. I mean I was mad and I told Ben and the Big Security and Ben wanted to beat the fuck out of that guy cause Ben knew what band the fat fuck sang for. I mean I looked for that guy. And when I found him, the guys from the band were beating the shit out of him in front of the cops!! HELL YEAH BABY! KARMA IS A BITCH, BITCH!
As the cops arrived, Ben looks over at me and says, "Hey let's go before they notice we parked illegally." I just laughed. Like the cops were worrying about parking when there are people rioting. lol.lol.
We ended up going to Carlos's house and just chillin. I saw Emily Gallegos there and we talked for a bit. I laughed at Eddie cause he still thinks he has a chance getting into my pants. NOT!!!! And all in all everyone was pretty impressed that I took such a blow.
Fuck, what can I say. I'm a trooper.
Well, I came home about 1 and crashed.
Woke up with a sore jaw. But nothing major.
It was GREAT......AWESOME......And I wouldn't change a thing except I wish Slurge, Mondo, Aaron, the Twins, Magic Flowers, and Big Dan were there along side of me and Big Ben.
But there are always other opportunities...........until next time .......