Oh, look. It's this douchebag.

[blazinglizard]

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[punchtheflowers]

Welcome back. We missed you. Stay the fuck away from Red.

[Well, goodbye peaceful days forever.]

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[blazinglizard]

Oh, Vincent, I missed you ever-so-much too! We really must partake in a tea social again soon.

...Seriously, dude, who do you think you're talkin' to here? You didn't miss me none.

Also: hell no. I'm huntin' him down and kickin' his nuts so hard he sneezes jizz for a month.

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[punchtheflowers]

Holy shit, you're right for once. I didn't.

Nice t'see you're as classy as ever. You compensatin' for going AWOL by being an extra special asshole now or something?

8D

[blazinglizard]

See, this is why I liked you better as an Ivysaur. At least you were honest back then.

Cut me some slack, Vin. I been nice all summer. I gotta make up my jackass quota.

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[punchtheflowers]

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Looks like I'm blowing my fuckin' paycheque on locks.

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[blazinglizard]

You go ahead and do that.

After I melt through the lot of 'em, I'll see if I can't weld them into a nice ornamental sculpture for you. I'm thinkin' the workin' title should be "A Tribute To The Inevitable Dead Groundchucks Shoved Into Each And Every Individual Pair Of Undies Vinnie Owns".

8'''l

[punchtheflowers]

[Then he installed sprinklers instead]

You spend way too much time goddamn fantasizin' bout my underwear than's healthy. There somethin' I should know 'bout you, Char?

;8}

[blazinglizard]

FOILED AGAIN

Yes. I can barely restrain my hot reptilian lust for you. Come hither, sex pony, and let me take a ride.

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[punchtheflowers]

Sorry t'break it to you, asshole, but you're not my type. Call back when you're leafier.

:I

[blazinglizard]

Probably ain't gonna be for a while, Vinnie. Why don't I just make you on fire-ier instead?