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AS WE GO ON WE REMEMBER

Apr 09, 2010 20:16

Who: Whoever!
What: Graduation. Prom. Party all the time.
When: The evening of April 10th.
Where: The Stadium.
Rating: PG-13. WHO KNOOOOWS

( ALL THE TIMES WEEEE HAD TOGETHER )

!rp log, * event - graduation

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DIPLOMAS OH BOY headmasterhand April 10 2010, 00:19:53 UTC

Finishing his speech and letting the applause die down, Master Hand figured it was time to get commencement underway. He called the seniors up one by one, presenting them with their diplomas and allowing them to say a few words.

((HEY SENIORS. SAY HI TO MASTER HAND. GET YOUR FANCY PICE OF PAPER. GIVE A SPEECH IF YOU WANT TO, EVEN. CROWD REACTIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.))

OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] mecha_orange April 10 2010, 04:52:27 UTC

Andy remembered from the last time he was there.
He remembered from what little memory he had from back in that day of how he was denied a Free Lunch or Sandwich passes.

All for not being in some sort of cult-toga gathering. Or a fancy dress.

But not this time. He was READY.

No one in sight, no one in line, everyone tear-eyed... Like a nice Mustard Bomb.

Andy knew the plan, Sneak under the stage, avoid the Touchme Headmaster and run with a stash of Free Coupons.

And lo and behold.
There he was, a chance!

"THIS DAY WILL LIVE IN GLORY FOR ALL HUNGRY MEN OF FORTUNE" Screamed Andy.
"Today, WE WILL CLAIM WHAT IS RIGHTFUL FOR ALL OF ORANGE ARMY", he pushed a button...

A Mechanical Gown.

Well, thats it. He made a mad dash towards the table with the honors [Courtesy of his Rocket*Gown attachments]...

WILL HE SUCCED?

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] headmasterhand April 10 2010, 04:56:56 UTC

Headmaster Hand, however was not amused with these Andynanigans. He gathered up the diplomas and clutched them to his chest possessively, determined to make sure they got to who they were supposed to go to.

Andy was not one of those people.

"Andy, you're not graduating."

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] mecha_orange April 10 2010, 05:00:36 UTC

And that was just fast enough for Andy to sweep clean, grabbing air and being flicked away like nothing up in the air.

"WHAT? I CANT HEAR VERY WELL. THE SUIT MAKES TOO MUCH NOISE." Andy apologized.
"I AM NOT GRATINATED? WHAT IS GRATINATED?"

And he made attempt No. 2 to try to snag at least one Paper Roll.

One thing is certain, Andy.

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] headmasterhand April 10 2010, 05:20:54 UTC

He held the papers juuuust out of Andy's mechanical reach.

"Sit down. One day, you'll graduate, and then you'll get a diploma. Today, however. is not that day."

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] mecha_orange April 10 2010, 05:27:55 UTC

Andy remembered the horrors of that one time he decided to sit down. It wasnt the best or the best, It was the Best Worst.

"NO."

Oh boy, there he goes again in that fabled Gown of Metal.

Will he get punched in the face? Or will he get punched in the face with a scrap of paper under his clenched hands?

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] headmasterhand April 10 2010, 05:35:26 UTC

Master Hand sighed. Walking back to the podium, he took a pen and the envelope the diplomas had come in.

In big, bold letters, he wrote "ANDY" and handed it over.

"Will you please sit down?"

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] mecha_orange April 10 2010, 05:41:05 UTC

Whats this?
A PEACE TREATY?
AN ENVELOPE FULL OF ANTHRAX?
SOME SORT OF TRICKERY?

It didnt matter anymore, Andy had it. Thats all that mattered!

"THE PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED. BOOGEY DELTA CHARLIE TANGO MANEUVER ALPHA"

And so, Andy TRIED TO LEAVE to the back of the rows...
There was a slight problem.

He was stuck.
And so, here we have a stuck Andy Spinning AIMLESSLY in the emptyness overhead.

Oh Boy, This thing doesnt has Barfbags or openings.
Oh Boy, no Good.

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] blondprodigy April 10 2010, 05:44:27 UTC

Jeff wondered if this would be a yearly occurrence.

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] mecha_orange April 10 2010, 05:46:44 UTC

Andy wondered if this COULD be a yearly occurrence.

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] water_and_steel April 10 2010, 06:12:27 UTC

Empoleon hoped if this could be a yearly occurrence. He laughed out loud at the sight.

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] mailcalltime April 10 2010, 18:08:24 UTC

Parakarry snickered quietly and slightly hoped that this would be a yearly occurrence.

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] swordofkings April 10 2010, 18:21:32 UTC

"..." Surely this wouldn't be a yearly occurrence...

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] tank_rockarms April 10 2010, 23:32:22 UTC

"ANDY, GET DOWN BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET DOWN, YOU MIGHT BE JUST A KID BUT YOU STILL GOTTA KNOW HOW TO ACT BETTER'N THAT."

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] things_go_boom April 11 2010, 06:42:36 UTC

Suddenly, Lash was besides him.

Re: OH BOY FREE STUFF!! [Electric Bogaloo] things_go_boom April 11 2010, 06:42:53 UTC

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