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Quotes from my brother:
Me: Move dog, get out the way.
Brother: I feel like you totally coulda said bitch
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(about Degrassi)
"I'm such a badass...I go to an uppermiddleclass high school."
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"She's a fucking bipolar bitch being of questionable origins. Probably Hell."
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(He couldn't find his ADHD meds...Jade is the dog)
"Jade's gonna be really focused today"
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Brother: Why'd you eat my quesadilla?
Me: I didn't cause it's not yours.
Brother: So then who...wait so you did eat it.
Me: Yeah...
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Me: Jesus you're popular
Brother: I mean I am, after all, related to the one and only Amanda. I'm goin places.
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"That's why its always good to have friends who don't have lives outside of you. Whenever you text and say "Hey do you wanna chill?" the answer is always "Yes.""
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Me: I'm about to beat the crap outta that dog. She came in here and went through my laundry. There was drool all over it.
Brother: *turns to dog* Stop going through her clothes, they're not your size.
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(going through titles on the naughty channels just for the hell of it)
Brother: Hollywood Hookers Pool Party...sounds like quality programming.
Me: My Hottest Hookups...eh that just sounds slutty.
Brother: Because at a pool it's just so innocent.
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"I went to the flea market today...that is where murderers are born."
Me: Move dog, get out the way.
Brother: I feel like you totally coulda said bitch
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(about Degrassi)
"I'm such a badass...I go to an uppermiddleclass high school."
----
"She's a fucking bipolar bitch being of questionable origins. Probably Hell."
----
(He couldn't find his ADHD meds...Jade is the dog)
"Jade's gonna be really focused today"
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Brother: Why'd you eat my quesadilla?
Me: I didn't cause it's not yours.
Brother: So then who...wait so you did eat it.
Me: Yeah...
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Me: Jesus you're popular
Brother: I mean I am, after all, related to the one and only Amanda. I'm goin places.
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"That's why its always good to have friends who don't have lives outside of you. Whenever you text and say "Hey do you wanna chill?" the answer is always "Yes.""
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Me: I'm about to beat the crap outta that dog. She came in here and went through my laundry. There was drool all over it.
Brother: *turns to dog* Stop going through her clothes, they're not your size.
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(going through titles on the naughty channels just for the hell of it)
Brother: Hollywood Hookers Pool Party...sounds like quality programming.
Me: My Hottest Hookups...eh that just sounds slutty.
Brother: Because at a pool it's just so innocent.
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"I went to the flea market today...that is where murderers are born."