Madness has its Place

Feb 20, 2014 16:29

Confession to make: I enjoy reading Renew America and World Net Daily. Because man.
WND is probably the craziest of the two (just saw a link to a video explaining a conspiracy that could kill 280 million Americans in the next 6 months, for example) but sometimes RA really steps it up. The thing about Renew America is, it seems like anyone with a headshot can have their own column. So you'll see stuff by the stars of the right-wing pantheon next to Joan Smith of Turtle Pond Junction, MS. Most of the writing is pretty unsurprising, but there is the occasional flash of genius? Madness? Both?

So I present to you Linda Kimball as the finest example of this.

http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/kimball

This lady has it all. The headshot clearly taken in her kitchen. The extremely vague biography. And man, her column titles are amazing!

"Why evolutionary materialism leads to the unreality of your existence"

"In a world without God, fixed meaning, higher purpose and accountability, why not lie, cheat, wed 'gay' couples, plunder and kill?"

And, of course, her latest:

"Hobbit Truth -- warriors in Sauron's American Mirkwood"

The best part is that all of these articles are extensively and exhaustively sourced, with many, many footnotes and citations. Also, THEY ARE CRAZY. Like, seriously, seriously crazy.

Check it out!
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