Classy.
I know I haven't posted anything of substance since moving to Indiana, but that will have to wait. On my xanga journal, there is this feature called "Footprints" which shows you each of the visitors to your page and what page they jumped to your journal from. Apparently my journal is the number one "Xanga Search" result for the term "masturbated", because I quoted the song "In the Car", which has the line: "In the car, it was mostly mutual masturbation . . . " Good to know I'm #1 on a list somewhere.