I'm not first, so I'm definitely last...
Dear eight pound, six ounce, newborn Baby Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent.
Please help kjc_texas to forgive me for being late to wish her a very happy birthday. I thank you for letting me meet this red hot smokin' babe, who's got my back no matter what. We go together like square dancin' and handguns. Please don't let any invisible fires burn my friend, and help her to remember that she's the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, she wakes up in the morning and she pisses excellence.
Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde’s release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen.
Please help kjc_texas to forgive me for being late to wish her a very happy birthday. I thank you for letting me meet this red hot smokin' babe, who's got my back no matter what. We go together like square dancin' and handguns. Please don't let any invisible fires burn my friend, and help her to remember that she's the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, she wakes up in the morning and she pisses excellence.
Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde’s release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen.