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[smartass_carrow]

This is NOT FUNNY. Someone stole my potions essay. Obviously because of its brilliant content and style of writing, but I do not appreciate said someone's worship of me by poaching my work. You know, if I'd known that the first time I've decided to do homework this year would result in such vulgar behaviour, I wouldn't have done it at all.

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[nomudbloods]

Lost your homework, you say? I burned mine.

I mean, I accidentally burned mine, of course.

[smartass_carrow]

That sounds suspisciously like an afterthought. Apparently, I didn't lose it. Smethwky took it, but he's not returning me.

[nomudbloods]

I was Confused. It was Wilkes' fault. I think.

Huh. Smethwyk. Tall Ravenclaw bloke, likes to stare into space, kinda fruity, yes?

[smartass_carrow]

My, Aren't we coherent today.

Huge ego, that I know. Kinda like Potter.

[nomudbloods]

Funny, you're still a dick no matter what state I'm in.

Less of an annoyance than Potter, I think. That's the good thing about Ravenclaws. They keep their abnormalities to themselves while Gryffindors celebrate it.

[smartass_carrow]

It's my natural reaction when seeing a bigger dick.

According to my lineage and my parents, I ought to have been in Ravenclaw, but I was smart at birth and I decided to be unique in my family tree.

[nomudbloods]

At least you know which one of us has a bigger dick.

You wouldn't be able to cut it in Ravenclaw. You're too much of a bastard.

[smartass_carrow]

Is the bigger dick. Merlin, I think I really need those memory charms

I'll take that as a compliment, coming from you.

[nomudbloods]

Same banana.

Of course. Only bastards go to Slytherin.

(Do you notice the tiny pirate in front of your user name? Or am I high?)

[smartass_carrow]

You're queer, mate. Admit it.

Father would be so pleased to hear that.

((LOL, i's a pirate alright. I didn't realise till you pointed it out.))

[reggie_b_cool]

((yar, 19 september be International Talk Like a Pirate day, mateys.))

[nomudbloods]

((Alright! I didn't know that. :D ))

[smartass_carrow]

((Me neither. *feels stupid*))

[reggie_b_cool]

((both ye landlubbers be knowin' it now, yarrr! spread the luv.))

[smartass_carrow]

((RAWRrr.. Thread's up, pretty.))

[reggie_b_cool]

((thanks, babycakes! ♥ ))