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[smartass_carrow]

Prick. Prickprickprickprickprick. PRICK.

Fucking Arsehole.

And what's all that shit with Avery anyway? His butt isn't even all that nice.

Stupid birthday.
So. Seventeen.

I don't need presents, mates. Just do me a favour and GET RID OFF ONE ANTONIN DOLOHOV FOR ME.

Please.

And he doesn't have to stay alive.

Thank you very much, in advance.

((Sorry

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Return owl to Acacia

[smartass_carrow]

Thanks, nice cake. And don't call me that.

Return Owl to Acacia

[smartass_carrow]

Thank goodness
Er. I appreciate the thought. And that counts, right? IT's a girl's name. What are you trying to imply?

Return owl to Acacia

[smartass_carrow]

Do you honestly expect me to use this? Tell me you're kidding.

Re: Return Owl to Amycus

[smartass_carrow]

No... I just have no use for it...

Re: Return Owl to Amycus

[smartass_carrow]

Acacia, I appreciate the thought and all, but I only crossdressed once. For you. And I don't see any reason why I should do it again.

Re: Return Owl to Amycus

[smartass_carrow]

Right back at you.

Re: Return Owl to Amycus

[smartass_carrow]

You- forget it. I was just having a relapse of sentimentality.

Re: Return Owl to Amycus

[smartass_carrow]

... You promise?