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[smartass_carrow]

Prick. Prickprickprickprickprick. PRICK.

Fucking Arsehole.

And what's all that shit with Avery anyway? His butt isn't even all that nice.

Stupid birthday.
So. Seventeen.

I don't need presents, mates. Just do me a favour and GET RID OFF ONE ANTONIN DOLOHOV FOR ME.

Please.

And he doesn't have to stay alive.

Thank you very much, in advance.

((Sorry

Comments

[rileyannemcg]

Happy birthday love! I'd be happy to get rid of Dolohov for you...but I'm freakishly tiny, and he's not. And he could beat me up. So...I could get someone else to do it for me?

[nomudbloods]

Of course I'm not freakishly tiny! Who do you take me for? Potter?

[rileyannemcg]

Ew! I didn't even mean that! I mean...how would I know?

Although I'd be willing to bet that I know guys that are far bigger than you.

[smartass_carrow]

Do me a favour. Don't have this conversation on my scroll.

[nomudbloods]

Just a point of clarification. Wouldn't want you laboring under a false assumption.

These 'guys' you know have been conveniently erased from my universe.

Just ignore the prissy blonde over there. He likes the attention but he would never admit to it.

[smartass_carrow]

You're just jealous because she obviously loves me more than you.

[nomudbloods]

It's just too bad that you're going to break her heart because you like boys more.

[smartass_carrow]

Don't flatter yourself. No one likes you.

[smartass_carrow]

You ARE

Shutup.shutupshutup. GET OFF MY SCROLL YOU SHITHEAD.

[smartass_carrow]

Sure. As long as at the end of the day, he's out of my sight forever.
Thanks dear.