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[smartass_carrow]

The time of the year has come in which there be lots of resolutions but almost none completed. Who am I to defy tradition?

1. not lose my socks
2. complete at least five assignments on time
3. actually study for NEWTs
4. strike it rich, or failing that, strike dolohov dead

Avery, thanks for the party. Even if it was ruined by a certain person. I don't

Comments

[nomudbloods]

I can't believe what an arse Crabbe can be either. I thought that bloke can hold his liquor. Obviously not.

[smartass_carrow]

You're one to talk, you lightweight.

[nomudbloods]

What're you talking about? I wasn't drunk.

[smartass_carrow]

Oho. Very funny.

[nomudbloods]

I wasn't! If I was, I wouldn't remember what I saw, would I?

[smartass_carrow]

And what did you see?

[nomudbloods]

Oh, certain romping on the floor, that sort of thing. Dropped something, did you? And Avery was helping you, wasn't he?

[smartass_carrow]

Of course. He's a nice guy, unlike a certain someone we know.

[nomudbloods]

Stop talking about Crabbe behind his back, Carrow. It's not very nice.

[smartass_carrow]

I meant you, thickhead. Being deliberately obtuse doesn't change anything.

[nomudbloods]

I know what you meant. It's a good thing Avery was nice to you then. Does Wilkes know how nice Avery is to you? I bet she'd be happy, knowing how nice and friendly he was being with you. You must be real pals.

[smartass_carrow]

You're just jealous that he isn't as much of a dickhead compared to you.