Well. This is boring.

[smartanddead]

Being dead is really rather unpleasant. For instance, there are no books.

This is rubbish.

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[iamwazlib]

WHAT. IS. GOING. ON.

Er. Ron Weasley, Harry's best friend. Nice meeting you, Mrs. Potter. I spoke with Mr. Potter today as well. Nice guy.

[smartanddead]

Nice to meet you, Ron. I hear you're quite the best friend. It's a very required field these days, and I'm told you're doing an admirable job.

[iamwazlib]

Aww, shucks ma'am, I'm just doing my best is all. I mean, helping Harry kind of goes hand in hand with sorta protecting my family, so it's all in the job description I guess. But Harry's the best friend everyone wishes they had. Except maybe without the 'Dark-Lord-treading-on-heels' part.

How are you doing? Terribly sorry about the books, though I'm sure if you were ever curious about one or two or a zillion Hermione could always relay a summary.

[smartanddead]

Oh, speaking of which, how is your mum? I rather miss her cooking, despite the fact that I don't need to eat and all. And your brothers? Still a pack of trouble makers, I take it.

Ms. Granger has already agreed to try and send some books through the veil to me. Sweet girl.

[iamwazlib]

Mum is doing fine! She's been acting all crazy-like because of the war, but underneath it all she's still the same. And my brothers are doing well; Bill's getting married and Fred & George's joke shop is growing despite the times.

Oh, so you're behind the veil, too? Have you met up with Mr. Black, then? And, uh, Mr. Potter?

[smartanddead]

Bill? Married? Goodness me, I remember when he started walking.

Actually, I'm not quite sure where I am. In all honsety, I'm just trying to avoid running into Sirius.

[iamwazlib]

Yep, ol' Bill's tying the knot. To a French girl, Fleur Delacour. I can't understand a word she says, but she's very, very easy on the eyes she seems nice enough. :D

Huh. That's strange. But seeing as I've got mum knitting Mr. Black a jumper, would you like one, too? And some treacle tart, maybe?

...what's it like to be dead? o.O

[smartanddead]

I'm not sure if I can actually wear a jumper, but I'm sure it couldn't hurt. And treacle tart? That would be lovely indeed.

It's very... boring.

[iamwazlib]

I'm pretty sure you can. Mr. Black seems to think so, and he says it's rather chilly, so you know. If we can make him comfortable, I guess. And you, too. :D Harry would appreciate it. And I'll tell mum to make some extra treacle tarts, then.

Er, speaking of which, do you plan on telling Harry anytime soon?

Yeah? Have you met anyone famous yet? I wonder, do all dead people go there? HEY, have you seen Dumbledore wandering around?!

[smartanddead]

Tell Harry what, dear? That I'm dead? I think he can figure that out on his own. If you mean I should tell him that I can access the internet from wherever I am... well. That should be a surprise, I think.

Du-Dumbledore's dead? How?

[iamwazlib]

...uh, nothing nevermind!

[honestlyharry]

Ron, she's going to find out eventually, being on LiveJournal and all. She might as well know what happened before Dumbledore comes meandering over and asks how she's doing. Or whatever dead people do.

Severus Snape killed him, Mrs. Potter. Do you know Snape? I think he was in Hogwarts about the same time as you. Anyway, Dumbledore trusted him (why, I don't know) and Snape took advantage of it.

It's really, really horrid. We all miss him terribly. He was... Dumbledore. And no one's quite sure what to do about Voldemort now. He didn't really tell anyone what he was planning to do...

[iamwazlib]

I just thought it would have been better if mum or dad told her. :X

[honestlyharry]

Oh, do they have LiveJournals as well? How lovely!

...and if they don't, there's no way they could without being dead themselves, and that idea is unthinkably horrible.

[iamwazlib]

HERMIONE JUST STOP TALKING.

[honestlyharry]

Well, it's true.