trying to flip, you were trying to flip. that shit is never ending. you're already surrounded.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. elizabeth
2. e
3. i wish i went by betsy. i try to bring it back all the time!
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. ohfourohfive
2. the first one EVER when we got internet in '99 = FAIRYTURTLE86@AOL.COM ahahaa.
3. smart face
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i like the cheekbones that rest under pounds of facial flesh.
2. my hooded eyes.
3. my hair
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my fat chub.
2. my nose
3. my big manly ears.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. albanian
2. french
3. scottish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. smothering to death
2. improperly dressed social situations
3. burning to death.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. wads of cash
2. meat
3. wearing underwear
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. jeans
2. gray undershirt
3. green overshirt.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. jethro tull
2. iron and wine
3. the rest are dark secrets!
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. call me on your way back home -- ryan adams.
2. how to be perfect men -- songs: ohia
3. joshua -- dolly parton
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. communication
2. amusement
3. money.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. i love the anne of green gables books and movie sets!
2. my dream is to eat until i explode!
3. i spent 2 years addicted to crystal meth!
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. manly hair!
2. if he dresses like a suave lumberjack!
3. manly shoulders.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. eating and then sleeping in that order
2. acrylic painting / linoleum block printing
3. saving things from books and magazines.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. beat.
2. eat more pot roast.
3. buy things.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. nanny.
2. house wife.
3. illustrator of children's books.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. somewhere fast and fancy.
2. atlanta.
3. europe.
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. martin.
2. frances.
3. betsy.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. sleep with somebody famous.
2. learn all the flute parts to every jethro tull song ever written.
3. sell things that i make.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. i inadvertantly look at fat titties!
2. i sometimes just want alot of emotionless sex.
3. i talk about gross stuff and swear.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. i buy alot of clothing.
2. i like to look good.
3. i cry alot during movies.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. liam neeson!
2. peter sarsgaard!
3. jason molina!
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. funny people
2.
3.
i feel nasty and gross.