Freaking LJ, why are you making me post?
Warnings:
LJ is mocking me... And worse, it's hurting my feelings pride.
How dare LJ do something like that? I have friends, LJ simply doesn't know about them!
Lots of friends, of all kinds. Real, imaginary, virtual. You name it I've got it.
Why won't LJ let me be me? A freaking procrastinator. That we're supposed to be posting stuff, even our random thoughts in the diary, doesn't matter. Has LJ ever read the procrastinator's creed? Well, since LJ doesn't know, I'm posting it.
The procrastinator's creed
1 - I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. <---- Wanna know why I don't post, LJ? there's why
2 - I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3 -I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4 - I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5 - I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6 - I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. <---- This is particularly true.
7 - I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero. <----Tear gas! *
8 - If at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year. < ---- I don't fail. It's the other that fail to notice my excellence ^_^
9 - I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10 - I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. <--- Get it, LJ? Cut the pressure.
11 - I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task. <---- Yeah, that's why I'm posting, because even when I have two big tests this week, there's always tomorrow to study.
12 - I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/ plan/plan.
13 - I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14 - I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator’s Society) if they ever get it organized.
See, LJ? There's a reason to freaking everything.
~Jamie.
*Tear gas. Just this friday I got one of those so called miracles. I had a programming project due friday. I only got around to doing half of it. Some wackos decided it'd be fun to throw a tear gas bomb inside my college building, so my class got suspended, thus my homework is now due next friday : )... Tear gas made me cry tears of joy (lala smiley)
- Though my ID says I'm 23, my brain begs to differ. They've come to an understanding, so I'm 14. Want to know my mental age? Well, take 14 and multiply it by 2. Then, subtract 23 from that number and there you go, my mental age. If you can't figure this out, then I'm older than you.
- There's complete randomness throughout the post. If you're a visitor, then get used to it since I don't see that stopping soon. If you're Cel_estic, then you know this was bound to happen.
- The only reason there are no smileys in this post is because freaking LJ won't allow it. I for one am a full supporter of the let's-see-how-many-smileys-I-can't-add-to-a-post-before-annoying-the-heck-out-of-everybody movement.
- The only person capable of snapping me out of this is in the Soul Society, and probably won't come anytime soon since I want him to smex someone else, so the madness shall continue until I grow up, which will take forever.
LJ is mocking me... And worse, it's hurting my feelings pride.
How dare LJ do something like that? I have friends, LJ simply doesn't know about them!
Lots of friends, of all kinds. Real, imaginary, virtual. You name it I've got it.
Why won't LJ let me be me? A freaking procrastinator. That we're supposed to be posting stuff, even our random thoughts in the diary, doesn't matter. Has LJ ever read the procrastinator's creed? Well, since LJ doesn't know, I'm posting it.
The procrastinator's creed
1 - I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. <---- Wanna know why I don't post, LJ? there's why
2 - I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3 -I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4 - I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5 - I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6 - I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. <---- This is particularly true.
7 - I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero. <----Tear gas! *
8 - If at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year. < ---- I don't fail. It's the other that fail to notice my excellence ^_^
9 - I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10 - I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. <--- Get it, LJ? Cut the pressure.
11 - I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task. <---- Yeah, that's why I'm posting, because even when I have two big tests this week, there's always tomorrow to study.
12 - I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/ plan/plan.
13 - I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14 - I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator’s Society) if they ever get it organized.
See, LJ? There's a reason to freaking everything.
~Jamie.
*Tear gas. Just this friday I got one of those so called miracles. I had a programming project due friday. I only got around to doing half of it. Some wackos decided it'd be fun to throw a tear gas bomb inside my college building, so my class got suspended, thus my homework is now due next friday : )... Tear gas made me cry tears of joy (lala smiley)