"That children is called cannibalism and is frowned on in most cultures."

[smart_alec494]

List of things I wont eat (And why)

- Blueberries (Because they feel like popping eyeballs. Okay cooked though. Blueberries. Not eyeballs.)
- Grapes (Because they feel like popping eyeballs.)
- Gum (You aren’t supposed to swallow it. I'm not putting something like that in my mouth.)
- Cotton Candy (It disappears in your mouth. Creepy.)
- Blue Cheese (It's selling point is that it's all ready moldy. That's just a little wrong.)
- Sour Cream (It's selling point is that it's already gone bad. Does that seem right to you?)
- Shrimp (Kinda tasteless and look like little bug things.)
- Cat (I'm not into cannibalism)
- Dog (Does the name Joshua ring any bells?)
- Octopus (I'm not eating anything that has the higher reasoning and problem solving skills of a five to eight year old child. Because that's more intelligent than a lot of people I've met.)
- Chocolate (Allergic to it.)
- Turkey (The Garcia effect. Look it up. Turkey makes me hork.)

Muse: Alec McDowell/X5-494
'Verse: Happiness is a warm gun.
Fandom: Dark Angel
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