the_bigshow "If I can hold you tonight, I might never let go."
Not Winchester safe. Dean? Sammy? This means you.
9. "My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him." Jack Handy
Worms only eat you if you're murdered, in a third world country, or maybe an orthodox Jew. I bet worms get you if you're Amish or something too. (I'd apologize to the Amish here but, odds are none of them are going to read this, and I'm just talking about burial procedures so if your offended on their behalf? Get over it.)
The way burials work, in America at least, is that, after the excitement of the funeral, your coffin is put into a cement box. No, I'm totally serious. Also, your coffin could be made of metal. Those would have to be some damned determined worms. With jackhammers. Most of us wouldn't taste that good.
The orthodox Jews require that you be buried in an all wood coffin. I'm not sure about the cement box. I assume (though I might be wrong) that the Amish are sorta the same. Personally? I think people in third world countries have bigger problems then worrying about cement boxes.
You could always go with murder though. Dump or destroy the body. It isn't hard. I could give you tips. (Hey, this post isn't kid safe. Imagine that.) Worms get you then. I can think of worse things to happen to a body.
Now lets talk about Hell, shall we?
See lots of people think they can imagine Hell. I've got a pit of memories that are nothing but concrete, sharp things, masked faces and empty places. Pure soul twisting torture. (I've got a soul you know. I checked with an expert.). That's currently my idea of Hell. I strongly suspect it falls short of the real deal. But I'll find out soon.
My wife, many of you may or may not know, is a demon. Crawled out of Hell demon. So she knows what it's like. She is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I love her so much it hurts sometimes.
And she's walking back into Hell for me. A place I never wanted her to have to see ever again.
Why?
Because my brother is going to die with a one way ticket straight down. And not because he deserves it, but because he loves his family. Because he cut a deal for his other brother. To save his life. And now he's going to die for Sam.
And Ruby and I? We're going to pull him back out. I'm going to be learning all sorts of things I'm sure mortals were never supposed to know. And I'm betting it gonna hurt like nothing I've ever felt before.
I just wish Ruby didn't have to do the hard part.
Muse: Alec McDowell/X5-494
Fandom: Dark Angel
Word count: 443
Open to RP
9. "My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him." Jack Handy
Worms only eat you if you're murdered, in a third world country, or maybe an orthodox Jew. I bet worms get you if you're Amish or something too. (I'd apologize to the Amish here but, odds are none of them are going to read this, and I'm just talking about burial procedures so if your offended on their behalf? Get over it.)
The way burials work, in America at least, is that, after the excitement of the funeral, your coffin is put into a cement box. No, I'm totally serious. Also, your coffin could be made of metal. Those would have to be some damned determined worms. With jackhammers. Most of us wouldn't taste that good.
The orthodox Jews require that you be buried in an all wood coffin. I'm not sure about the cement box. I assume (though I might be wrong) that the Amish are sorta the same. Personally? I think people in third world countries have bigger problems then worrying about cement boxes.
You could always go with murder though. Dump or destroy the body. It isn't hard. I could give you tips. (Hey, this post isn't kid safe. Imagine that.) Worms get you then. I can think of worse things to happen to a body.
Now lets talk about Hell, shall we?
See lots of people think they can imagine Hell. I've got a pit of memories that are nothing but concrete, sharp things, masked faces and empty places. Pure soul twisting torture. (I've got a soul you know. I checked with an expert.). That's currently my idea of Hell. I strongly suspect it falls short of the real deal. But I'll find out soon.
My wife, many of you may or may not know, is a demon. Crawled out of Hell demon. So she knows what it's like. She is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I love her so much it hurts sometimes.
And she's walking back into Hell for me. A place I never wanted her to have to see ever again.
Why?
Because my brother is going to die with a one way ticket straight down. And not because he deserves it, but because he loves his family. Because he cut a deal for his other brother. To save his life. And now he's going to die for Sam.
And Ruby and I? We're going to pull him back out. I'm going to be learning all sorts of things I'm sure mortals were never supposed to know. And I'm betting it gonna hurt like nothing I've ever felt before.
I just wish Ruby didn't have to do the hard part.
Muse: Alec McDowell/X5-494
Fandom: Dark Angel
Word count: 443
Open to RP