Ten things that take to long.
1)Fast food
Come on. Is it ever really fast enough?
2)Heat
Once every 120 days or it hits the X5 females. And, while the sex is good, man it sucks something awful for them to have to deal with that.
3)Standing in line at the store.
Why do they never open another lane?
4)Citizenship and it's perk.
Hell, at the moment I'll settle for the same rights that animals get. We've got animal DNA. Laws protect them from cruelty.
5)Bad nights,
Everything takes longer at 0300.
6)High tide
Water is for DUCKS. Not CATS.
7)Evolution.
I'm with Max on this one. Humans have been on this evolution thing for a while. Why are there so many morons?
8)The commercials that run before the previews at a movie now.
Seriously guys, what the hell is that about? Furniture adds? Car adds? Makes me want to go to the dealership and jack a couple. Just on principle
9)Seizures
Can a seizure ever be short enough? I submit to you that it can not.
10)The wait for the newest TSO album.
Night Castle Muse: Alec McDowell/X5-494
Fandom: Dark Angel
Word count: 186
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