1) are your parents married or divorced?
Your guess is as good as mine. Hell, you could be one of my parents. Yes you. No I don’t know who you are.
2) vegetarian?
Vegetables are what food eats.
3) heaven?
Ain't here. And while I believe in it, I really doubt I'm ever going to see it.
4) come close to dying?
I've got more lives than your average cat. I've nearly kicked in many varied and creative ways.
5) what jewelry do you wear?
None.
6) are you eating?
Right this minute?
7) do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Sure. But it's not like I'm excited by them or anything.
8) makeup?
No.
9) virgin?
No.
10) would you ever have plastic surgery?
If having my barcode lasered of counts then yes.
11) what do you wear to bed?
Sleep pants.
12) have you ever done anything illegal?
You want a list?
13) can you roll your tongue?
Yep.
14) pluck your eyebrows?
Why would I? They've never wronged me.
15) what kind of watch(es) do you wear?
Digital. With a stop watch feature. The ticking of an annolog would drive me bugshit.
16) abortion?
Not a fan. But sometimes a person has to do what a person has to do.
17) hair color?
brown.
18) future child's name?
Pretty sure Renfro robbed me of that option I've named a lot of kids. Some of them are even pretty good.
19) do you snore?
That would be a big old nope.
20) if you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
Where my family is.
21) do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No, but I have a kitten who uses me as a pillow.
22) if you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Buy myself a piano to use when I'm in Seattle. Once I was done with that one horrificly selfish act, the rest goes to TC.
23) gold or silver?
Gold. Worth more.
24) hamburger or hot dog?
Either. I'm fond of chili dogs though.
25) if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Candy canes
26) beach, city, or country?
City for living.
27) who was the last person you touched?
One of the rug rats.
28) where do you eat?
Where ever I am.
29) when's the last time you cried?
I'm always okay. That's between me and Ally.
30) have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry?
Yeah. But it was one big cluster fuck. And not her fault.
31) would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
How much am I being paid?
32) ever been involved with the police?
Yeah. Interesting stories, those. And oddly has almost nothing to do with the times I've broken the law.
33) believe in Santa?
Well I sure as hell ain't gettin' hooked up. Maybe I'm a bad person.
34) do you talk in your sleep?
Hell no!
35) beach or pool
Beach. Hate pools.
36) can you cross your eyes?
Yeah, but why would I want to?
37) what's your favorite song at the moment?
Cathedral by Jump, Little Children
And
Pompeii by E.S. Posthumus
38) window seat or aisle?
Both.
39) ever met any famous bands/singers/actors?
I'd settle for having seen a concert.
40) do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
Romantic? It was kinda like the Titanic.
41) do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl. I like a challange.
42) rickie lake or oprah winfrey?
Geraldo. That shit cracks me up.
43) would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
If we're still talkin' barcode then no. It would defeate the point of not having it for a while.
44) how long does your shower last?
In TC six minutes flat. Hot water is limited. In Rhode Island? Twenty.
45) do you drive stick?
I can drive stick, automatic, or you crazy. I actually drive a motorcycle.
46) cake or ice cream?
Icecream. Mint.
47) where'd it go?
Away.
48) what time do you get up?
10am and 5 pm.
49) have you ever given money to a bum?
Yeah.
50) when was your first crush?
When I was 19. It crushed me back.
51) where do you wish you were?
Not a clue.
52) have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yeah. See 50, 40, and 30.
53) ever been given a ring?
Nope.
54) longest relationship?
In general? 22 years.
55) last gift you received:
A shiny rock. Bounce gave it to me because she thought it was pretty. It's a good rock.
56) last sport you played?
Tag.
57) things you spend a lot of money on?
Sheet music, milkshakes, and gas.
58) where do you live?
Terminal City or the Loft in Rhode Island.
59) high school you attend(ed):
Manticore.
60) last wedding attended:
Dean and Kat's.
61) favorite fast food restaurant:
The Lunch Box. A cute little place down by the Space Needles. Quick with the hambergers. Best milkshakes. And they take care of our kids.
62) where do you work:
Terminal City, the highest bidder, Jam Pony.
63) can you cook?
No. But strangely, I can bake.
64) most hated food:
Grapes and blueberries. They. . .pop. It's disterbing.
65) can you sing?
Not at all.
66) last concert attended:
I wish.
67) favorite nonalcoholic drink:
Milkshakes, apple juice.
68) favorite alcoholic drink:
scotch. straight up.
69) current crush?
See 52, 50, 40, 30. then back off.