On the vast progressive spirit of America

[smarriveurr]

"What do we want!? A small improvement! When do we want it!? 2016!"

Ganked from groovesinorbit, because... well, yeah. It's sad.

(Caution, link contains Bill Maher)

ETA: Also, newsflash: Male senator doesn't need maternity care, therefore figures employers shouldn't be required to provide it.

You can't make this shit up, people. This is what Republican

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[moon_ferret]

I just.

I don't even.

I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING.

(When baffled, I channel my inner /b/tard. I find it is the only thing that helps.)

Have a cat macro.

[smarriveurr]

Fully understandable. While I'm also a South Park fan, I think /b/ is still where I get my primary sense of "this is what X actually believe."

And, yeah, it boggles the rational mind. My 30-year-old-kneejerk-reactionary conservatism, let me show you it.

[moon_ferret]

Ovarian cancer next on his list? Then cervical? Then therapy for rape victims? Because we all know that Nice White Girls who Do The Right Thing don't get raped and neither do guys. So really, there's a big budget slash right there.

GAH. WHARRRRBARLGE!

[smarriveurr]

Well, y'know, if you're going to charge alleged rape victims for the kit to prove it, a la Sarah the Former Governor's world, shouldn't they pay for their therapy? If you're icky, it's because God didn't love you enough to protect, and that's your own fault, remember.

[moon_ferret]

I think... I might be having a case of the vapors. I should go lie down now and let the menfolk suss this whole thing out. It is much too deep for me, as a female, to have an opinion on.

All the cats are hiding at my house. Wonder why?

[smarriveurr]

See, now you're getting it! That's thinkin' like a neocon!

And remember, if the cats are hiding, it's because they're guilty. The innocent have nothing to hide. Ever.

[moon_ferret]

And here I thought it was because of the noise I was making. Silly me! Cause/=effect AMMI RITE?

For people who talk so much about the sanctity of marriage, they sure fucking hate 50% of the people involved in what they want to call marriage.

[smarriveurr]

Nope. The only reason to hide is being afraid of getting caught. Just because ultraviolence is afoot is no reason - if you're pure, you'll be protected!

And it's probably way more than 50% - remember, they also hate you if you're poor, middle class, disenfranchised, or might look suspicious in an upper class white neighborhood. And they don't hate you as much if you're rich enough to afford your own treatments/insurance/second home in a more sensible country. They just hate you a bit more openly and with a greater degree of condescension if you're also female.