The most bewildering spam email I've ever received
Seriously, I don't even know how to comment on this one. What was the point?
It's a level of spamming so advanced I don't even know what they're trying to get. Like those commercials that are so weird I can't tell what they're advertising or how the images and sounds are supposed to be working on my subconsciousness.
It kind of scares me.
> From: rrmeqqtiy@zeskhviaeaqq.com
>
> Subject: Are you there baby?
>
> BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
> tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
> garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know
> who this is its ME PAIGE.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
> I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
> tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
> about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
> U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
> cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted
> u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
> can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
> the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
> help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
> soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
> take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple
> times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
> better when i was single....... well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and
> love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. .
> uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it.
> so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who
> doesnt... i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
> married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
> do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? i
> currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
> meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
> did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
> on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
> with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. anyways i hope u
> dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol...
> i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching
> out.... ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
> hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
> ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
> of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
> can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
> everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
> chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
> USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
> than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
> always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
> login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
> if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
> remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
> U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
> anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
> soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
> really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
> stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
> insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
> wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
> now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
> after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
> to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
> gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
> INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
> for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo PAIGE