Dear Church Admin
Dear Church Administrators,
If you are going to cook in a kitchen, please DO NOT
1) Store pots and pans on a floor that hasn't been cleaned in at least three years
2) with dead mice, mice droppings, mice urine, and
3) several years' worth of scattered piles of rat poison
I'm pretty sure one or all of the above will kill people. Also? Throwing out food that expired in the 1970s is usually a good move.
KTHXBI
(No, I'm not kidding, exaggerating, or otherwise making use of hyperbole. This church really is that gross)
If you are going to cook in a kitchen, please DO NOT
1) Store pots and pans on a floor that hasn't been cleaned in at least three years
2) with dead mice, mice droppings, mice urine, and
3) several years' worth of scattered piles of rat poison
I'm pretty sure one or all of the above will kill people. Also? Throwing out food that expired in the 1970s is usually a good move.
KTHXBI
(No, I'm not kidding, exaggerating, or otherwise making use of hyperbole. This church really is that gross)