I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. Totally cheating, you dirty bitches cheaters.
1. "Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?" Stand By Me marsupialpirate
2. "I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear." American History X marsupialpirate
3. "So what did your husband die from?"
"A brain tumor."
"Nice!"
4. "It was an improbable romance. He was a country boy. She was from the city. She had the world at her feet, while he didn't have two dimes to rub together." The Notebook marsupialpirate
5. "If you don't have a drummer, then why do you have drums you fistful of assholes?"
"Fistful of assholes! I like it."
6. "You want justice, go to a whorehouse. You wanna get fucked, go to court."
7. "You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?" Remember the Titans marsupialpirate
8. "I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
9. "I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good." Pulp Fiction marsupialpirate
10. "So, what's up with Tony? You guys still skate with him?"
"He's competing with the sun for the center of the universe."
11. "Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-american, red-blooded male, just like yourself."
"Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to runaway."
"Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?"
12. "There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they're faster or stronger than other fish. They're just touched by something extra." Big Fish marsupialpirate
13. "Rule #1. Never change the deal."
14. "Hey. Black Widows, my spidey senses are tingling. About to make a sequel in my pants."
"Yeah? Spider-Man 3 1/2?"
"Yeah, it is 3 1/2 inches. Wide."
15. "Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call."
"Bad."
"Excuse me?"
"Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep..."
"What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish."
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. Totally cheating, you dirty bitches cheaters.
1. "Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?" Stand By Me marsupialpirate
2. "I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear." American History X marsupialpirate
3. "So what did your husband die from?"
"A brain tumor."
"Nice!"
4. "It was an improbable romance. He was a country boy. She was from the city. She had the world at her feet, while he didn't have two dimes to rub together." The Notebook marsupialpirate
5. "If you don't have a drummer, then why do you have drums you fistful of assholes?"
"Fistful of assholes! I like it."
6. "You want justice, go to a whorehouse. You wanna get fucked, go to court."
7. "You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?" Remember the Titans marsupialpirate
8. "I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
9. "I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good." Pulp Fiction marsupialpirate
10. "So, what's up with Tony? You guys still skate with him?"
"He's competing with the sun for the center of the universe."
11. "Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-american, red-blooded male, just like yourself."
"Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to runaway."
"Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?"
12. "There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they're faster or stronger than other fish. They're just touched by something extra." Big Fish marsupialpirate
13. "Rule #1. Never change the deal."
14. "Hey. Black Widows, my spidey senses are tingling. About to make a sequel in my pants."
"Yeah? Spider-Man 3 1/2?"
"Yeah, it is 3 1/2 inches. Wide."
15. "Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call."
"Bad."
"Excuse me?"
"Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep..."
"What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish."