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The award for the funniest thing I've read all week goes to David Hasselhoff's entry on Wikipedia:
"On June 29, 2006, Hasselhoff suffered a freak injury when he hit his head on a chandelier while shaving. The broken glass severed four tendons as well as an artery in Hasselhoff's right arm, and surgery was performed that day to repair the damage. Hasselhoff was released from the hospital the following day and was reported to be doing fine."
1. How do you hit your head on a chandelier while shaving?
2. How does such an impact sever 4 tendons?
3. How come no one told me about this before?
"On June 29, 2006, Hasselhoff suffered a freak injury when he hit his head on a chandelier while shaving. The broken glass severed four tendons as well as an artery in Hasselhoff's right arm, and surgery was performed that day to repair the damage. Hasselhoff was released from the hospital the following day and was reported to be doing fine."
1. How do you hit your head on a chandelier while shaving?
2. How does such an impact sever 4 tendons?
3. How come no one told me about this before?