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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for smallonesmom:
Day #Who?What they got you1stprincessbunheada tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy2ndearthunicorna taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'3rdprincessbunheada dildo4thbabysmommaa gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline5thstephraa full-body condom6thprincessbunheadsyphillis7thbabysmommaa crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'8thpurpleflutterbyA booklet of sexual favors coupons9thearthunicornA tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge10thstephraA reverse strip tease11thpurpleflutterbya tube of Crabs-Be-Gone12thprincessbunheada small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )