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"Dear Miss Dobbie
Congratulations; The University of Nottingham has asked us to tell you that it is offering you a place for American Studies (4 years), T704; starting in September 2008 at point of entry 1.
The conditions of the offer are:
This offer is subject to you obtaining
Pass Access Course plus
C at GCSE English"
Dear University of Nottingham,
Thanks for giving me the piss-easiest offer ever. You became my first choice after going to visit you on Thursday, so this has made me the happiest person in the whole wide world.
You are the bestest.
Love,
Jane