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[smallesthokage]

Dude.

What the hell.

I was putting glue on Iruka-sensei's hitai-ate when all these freaky ass people started showing up!

...

Like, freakier than the usual freaks around here.

((I'm still on hiatus, but I couldn't resist 8D Class ends the 8th, I get home the 13th, so hopefully I'll be back and active very soon ♥))

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[heeythatsmybike]

*MASSIVE, SLIGHTLY SUFFOCATING BOOB HUG* Aww, aren't you a precious, Ohohoho~

((...I think I just channeled Naga from Slayers. ._.;))

[smallesthokage]

JKHADLSJFGHLASKJGH GWAH D8; *struggles and flails* DX;

[heeythatsmybike]

*shoves him farther into the sea of cleavage* Aww, he can't breathe. SOO CUTE~

[smallesthokage]

*tries punching and kicking as his face turns purple XD*

[heeythatsmybike]

Ehehe, sorry about that. :D;; *lets go, but doesn't take his face out of the clevage*

You're a lot... shrimpier than I remembered. :/

[smallesthokage]

GWAH D8; *gasps for air*

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YOU STUPID BROAD!! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, YOU DUMBASS LOSER?! I'VE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE, NOW LEMME GO!!!! DDDDD<

[heeythatsmybike]

Maaaaaaaaaybe~ ♥

Here, have some juice!! 8D *hands him a glass of anti-freeze* It's ramen flavoured!!

WTF!!!! XDDDDDDD

[smallesthokage]

*grumbles and grabs it without a word of thanks*

Better be good, dumb broad >[

*slugs it back*

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HEY! This doesn't taste like ramen?!?! >O

&hearts;~

[heeythatsmybike]

AHAHAH WHO'S THE DUMB BROAD NOW?! >D

You have 12 hours to live. Enjoy!~ ♥

Konoha's number one trickster.. PFFFT, I've see locks that were trickier than you but you're still soooo cute <333 *goes to put Vaseline all over his toilet seat*

[[strike=legiable 8D

*snicker*

[smallesthokage]

YOU TRICKED ME YOU ASSWIPE!!! GET BACK HERE DDDDD8<

Re: *snicker*

[heeythatsmybike]

*puts a hand on his head and extends arm so he can't reach her* Shriiiiiiiimp. <333

Re: *snicker*

[smallesthokage]

AFKASLGHKJSDHFGLAJDHFLGKAJDHKUDIFGYLSK!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDD<

*swinging and punching and kicking, but isn't anywhere close enough to hit XD*

Re: *snicker*

[heeythatsmybike]

Aw, don't feel too bad, I hear they're always looking for midgets at the circus and for a show called Jackass! :D

Re: *snicker*

[smallesthokage]

I AM NOT A MIDGET!!!!!!

ONE DAY I'LL GROW BIG ENOUGH TO SQUASH DUMB BROADS BETWEEN MY TOES DDDDDDDX

[heeythatsmybike]

Oh please, not even toe jam will be able to fit between those little piggys.

Plus you know that midgets are always the ones to get the porno deals lot of weird kinks out there...~ ♥

[smallesthokage]

Maybe not NOW, but ONE DAY!!! >O

...Porn's boring.