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[paristocracite]

...Britannien, I am...in some ways quite pleased with this development.

But I must insist that you keep your drunken shenanigans to a minimum at odd hours so as to not disturb the locals.

And also that you wear pants at all times.

--AND ALSO THAT YOU DO NOT STEAL MY SIGN AGAIN!

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[godsaveourqueen]

And if that sign lacks steel reinforcement who is to blame if someone walks off with it? These things require diligence, old bean. Diligence.

[paristocracite]

Diligence, ja.

And frequently a loaded gun.

[godsaveourqueen]

...

well

Who are we to lecture the finer points of trousers anyway?

[paristocracite]

TROUSERS ARE A FINE INVENTION.

AND MEANT TO BE UTILIZED.

[godsaveourqueen]

THIS FROM A NATION WHO MANAGES SOMEHOW TO MISPLACE THEM THE SECOND PRUSSIA OR WHOEVER THE HELL ELSE SLAPS AN ACT OF ACCESSION ON THEIR DOOR?

[geschmacksache]

Must we bring my brother into this?

Must we?

[paristocracite]

Nein. We must use some reason here.

[paristocracite]

That was--

That.

A simple misunderstanding, you see.

[godsaveourqueen]

There's quite a bit of historical evidence!

[paristocracite]

...for you, as well.

[allons_enfants]

Ouais, ouais, to this I can much attest!

[godsaveourqueen]

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.

[allons_enfants]

Ah, Angleterre, 'ow can I, when the chance to see you made a mockery by one of your own of is as alluring as ever?

[godsaveourqueen]

It is common knowledge that all things lewd and unfathomable hhave their root on YOUR side of the channel.

[godsaveourqueen]

I can hardly be held accountable for the instances in question!

[allons_enfants]

My side of the channel, is it? Denial is a pitiful sing, Angelterre!

I sink it would be a more efficient task if we should count the times zere are not any of zese, 'ow you say, "instances in question."