mandatorily's Easter Basket

[babydracky]

Username: mandatorily
Favorite Female Characters: Lois Lane, Courtney Whitmore, Dinah Lance, Tess Mercer, Mera.
Favorite Male Characters: Oliver Queen, Clark Kent, Carter Hall, Bart Allen, John Jones, Arthur Curry, Victor Stone, Emil Hamilton.
Favorite Pairings: Lois/Clark, Oliver/Dinah, Emil/Tess, Bart/Courtney.
Other: I'm really, super duperly, not a fan of

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[josephina_x]

"Don't be ridiculous," Hawkman informed Lois. "I'm not celebrating something, when people can't even decide whether it's a pagan or Christian holiday or not."

"--And I am not having anything to do with any 'fluffy cuddily bunnies'," he added, when Dinah tried to come at him from behind with the headband-ears.

When Courtney tried the big eyes on him, he harrumphed at her and walked right by, unmoved.

As he stomped off to his quarters in the Watchtower, Lois, Courtney, and Dinah all exchanged glances.

This meant war.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Well, if nothing else, Carter was glad that the ladies were finally working together as a team.

He would have been happier if they'd chosen a different 'common enemy' to band together and bond over, but he really couldn't be all that picky.

Drafting Mera with her super-strength was pushing it a bit far, though.

As was drafting Tess to unlock his sleeping quarters so that they could ambush him in bed while he was only in his boxers. Without the wings on.

Tess had just smirked at the proceedings as he'd been carried by her, trussed up with at least ten yards of rope, and gone and gotten a cup of hot cocoa to just watch the roceedings and grin evilly from time to time.

Still, could have been worse, he thought as the 'nicer' ones of the group finished adding the bunny ears headband to the fluffy pink slippers, floral-patterned hawaiian shirt, and frilly skirt thing that looked a little like a tutu, that they had decided to make him wear. But they really could've done without tying me to the chair to do it, he thought grumpily, as they started taking pictures.

Then Zatanna popped up in a puff of smoke with an ancient tome in her arms, and cheerfully said, "I think I found the 'make it rain bunnies and chicks' spell!

Oh, no.

Carter made a decision then and there that from this point forward, he was always wearing the wings to bed.

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END

[mandatorily]

Oh, God, this was hilarious! Just the picture of all the girls ambushing Carer. Oh, wow. *rolls around laughing* Thank you! You're freaking awesome! Best. Easter. Present. Ever.

[josephina_x]

*g* Glad you enjoyed it!