four thousand kilometres of pie

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pie!

1. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten pie!
2. All swans in England belong to pie!
3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub pie'!
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill pie.
5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal pie.
6. Pie cannot swim!
7. Pie can not regurgitate!
8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of pie to reach the earth's core.
9. In its entire life, pie will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
10. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make pie!