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"I recently saw a documentary on the mistreatment of Afghanistan's dancing bears and how charity funding is coming to their aid. I think some of the money should be spent on lessons, because all they seem to do is stand there and shake."
"When people talk about David Beckham, they always say that he's a brilliant footballer but thick as two short planks. You never hear anyone saying that Stephen Hawking is a genius, but shite at football do you? As usual it's one rule for England captains and another for theoretical quantum physicists"
"What a load of shit that Di Memorial Fountain is in Hyde Park. Different parts of the fountain and water are meant to reflect different aspects of her life, are they? So wheres the part where the water speeds down out of control under a bridge, only to splash out on the sides?"
"Why is it that we only get these so-called 'Bogus' asylum seekers arriving in the UK? Isn't it time we started letting in a few 'Rad', 'Gnarly', or even 'Bodacious' ones too?"