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Mar 19, 2007 00:18

this is ridiculous
no one even uses livejournal anymore
why do i even have this account?
i dont even know.
well
toommoorrow i have school
i think afterwards i will go to great harvest bread company and beg them to give me a job
so i can start my career as a baker
im going to be a great one,
didnt you know?
oh, you naive livejournal enthusiast
you dont even know your reading the blog of the greatest baker that will ever have lived
isnt it a thrill?
you didnt even know it
who KNOWS what you'll read next
but thats not important now
your totally imerssed in your current reading material
it doesnt even matter what you;ll read next
or do next, for that matter
your entire existence is revolving around the words i am typing right now
the words of the world's next greatest baker
what am i going to type next?
who even knows
certainly not you
maybe not even me
your now dazed
lost in a fog of dizzieness
i would try to console you
but i am to busy daydreaming about being a baker
thats the trick you see,
i just have to visulize myself baking ALL the time
thats seems too easy,
you may comment
but its ok if you dont understand, it will all sink in eventually
this concept of greatness
you probably have never experienced it before,
its all very new to you
take some time
sit down, even read the paper,
the daily dose of worldly calamity must be very familiar, wich in turn
can be very relaxing.
this is all i hav for you today, young reader
and you must see, that was a very long sentence.
i'm all out of energy.
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