The Dead 60's:
The Clash was rummaging through your poppies bedside chest and found a crusty old DAT machine and proceded to wake the restless Police and forcefully engage in statatory rape with their new toy. THe bastard child was left for dead behind a local chinese resutrant, but survived wby the means of left-over lo-mein and General Taos Chicken. Surfacing in the year 2005, with no family to speak of, The Dead 60's are to fend for themselves in a foreign-post-apocolyptic age. Will they survive? Only time will tell. But their recent spot on the newly ressurected Lollapalooza Tour will suply them with enough eats to at least make it until next quarter.