Moan, as usual
Oh I am so crap, apart from my ability to speak several languages have a string of academic quallifications a string of people swooning over my beauty and talent... oh, no sorry, that a load of other people. How about, actually I really am crap. I did a bloody stupid degree, I just failed my job interview (now waiting for the rejection letter), I got an F in GCSE maths and I'm still temping, in a porta cabin in a sewage works, and it took me the full three hours suggested on a ramblers walk route, so the pounds I have piled on have also made me fat and unfit. Oh and some builders called me a minger (no change there then). So please if you think you are crap, compare your self to me because I am stupid, I only speak English,can't spell, I have 4 GCSE's, a crap degree, cannot play a single musical instrument and am vey ugly and (the shame) an introvert. Still think your crap and useless? Well SOD OFF!