BF2: Funnies
One time I saw 2 enemies in the distance (about 10 yards away). We shot at each other, then resorted to tossing grenades around the same time. I died by their grenade and was like "arrgh! damnit!" then couple seconds later, my grenade I'd tossed killed both of them so I was like "woot!"
Speaking of grenades, I'm rather deadly (to myself and my team) with them. The game usually pits light brown uniforms vs dark brown uniforms. At the end of each round, you swap sides so you have to remember which type of brown are your allies and enemies. One time I was following my ally (I thought he was the enemy) into a narrow alleyway and prepared to chuck a grenade. The moment I turned, I saw 4 of my allies with green names above them just as I pressed the "chuck" button. Fortunately, there's about a second delay where the "pull pin" animation plays, so I turned my mouse quickly and chucked it at an empty alley.
There's a flag located on the top of a roof a story high. I could've climbed the ladder and shot at the enemy, but as a medic, I can see my teammates life bars dwindling. I decide to throw a grenade - screw my teammates! Well, it was a nice backstab by me, except I threw it too low so it bounced off the wall and back onto me. I scooted away a couple of steps then noticed I was being shot at. I turn around and see the enemy running toward me, who then gets blown up by the grenade I threw a couple seconds earlier.
And finally I was a medic, it was the US vs Middle Eastern Coalition (so English vs Arabic orders in the game as a soldier). So I saw a dark brown uniform running with a missile launcher and ran up to him with my med kit out (to heal him). He looked at me with his launcher, and I was moving around (so many times allies shoot me mistaking me as an enemy) and had the med kit offered up thinking "doooon't shoot meee!". So he turns and continues up the stairs with me following him, with my med kit out. Then I noticed, all the commands and communication I was hearing was in English...which meant I was US...which meant I was wearing a light brown uniform...which meant I'm supposed to kill dark brown uniforms...which meant this guy was an enemy! So as soon as I caught up to him I knifed him. I felt real dumb. I'm sure he felt dumb too.
Knife kills are SO hard to do in this game.
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So on another note, I have to wait about 2 weeks before I find out if I get impaled by the 2xSword of Damocles. I have to be vague about this - I don't want everybody to know. But I'll record this moment and hope I can laugh at this point in time next year.
Speaking of grenades, I'm rather deadly (to myself and my team) with them. The game usually pits light brown uniforms vs dark brown uniforms. At the end of each round, you swap sides so you have to remember which type of brown are your allies and enemies. One time I was following my ally (I thought he was the enemy) into a narrow alleyway and prepared to chuck a grenade. The moment I turned, I saw 4 of my allies with green names above them just as I pressed the "chuck" button. Fortunately, there's about a second delay where the "pull pin" animation plays, so I turned my mouse quickly and chucked it at an empty alley.
There's a flag located on the top of a roof a story high. I could've climbed the ladder and shot at the enemy, but as a medic, I can see my teammates life bars dwindling. I decide to throw a grenade - screw my teammates! Well, it was a nice backstab by me, except I threw it too low so it bounced off the wall and back onto me. I scooted away a couple of steps then noticed I was being shot at. I turn around and see the enemy running toward me, who then gets blown up by the grenade I threw a couple seconds earlier.
And finally I was a medic, it was the US vs Middle Eastern Coalition (so English vs Arabic orders in the game as a soldier). So I saw a dark brown uniform running with a missile launcher and ran up to him with my med kit out (to heal him). He looked at me with his launcher, and I was moving around (so many times allies shoot me mistaking me as an enemy) and had the med kit offered up thinking "doooon't shoot meee!". So he turns and continues up the stairs with me following him, with my med kit out. Then I noticed, all the commands and communication I was hearing was in English...which meant I was US...which meant I was wearing a light brown uniform...which meant I'm supposed to kill dark brown uniforms...which meant this guy was an enemy! So as soon as I caught up to him I knifed him. I felt real dumb. I'm sure he felt dumb too.
Knife kills are SO hard to do in this game.
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So on another note, I have to wait about 2 weeks before I find out if I get impaled by the 2xSword of Damocles. I have to be vague about this - I don't want everybody to know. But I'll record this moment and hope I can laugh at this point in time next year.