Spoilery, HBP ramblings

[smaity]

R/Hr!!!1 OTP
d00d, they so want to jump each other’s bones!
Holding and stroking hair, awww
Love, love, love. Obvious much?
One ship to rule them all *giggle*
(I don’t see how romance will fit into the next book though.) :\

Ron, love you to uber death, but stop making out with Lavender (although your octopus arms amuse me)! xP

Harry/Ginny...I loved it all up until when they actually got together. And then they breakup?
Harry’s "creature" inside of him. Haha Lust much?
They split. Argh. Yes, he has a point though.
"I just wish I’d asked you sooner. We could have had ages...months...years even."
OMG I lurrrvvvveeeee you. Stop, you’re killing me.

R/Hr and H/G shipper from the beginning! MY SHIPS RULE!

Draco: Hated him, loved him, hated him, loved him again, hated him once again.
- You evil, little prat! Die, die die. You’re not s’posed to be that horrible.
- I’m so sorry for you. :( How awful to be forced into that kind of decision. Don’t kill him, Voldie! And he developed! He actually has emotions and fears! Seeing him try to protect his family was good.
(Definitely leaning towards the 'hate side' more, though.)

OMG HARRY WAS RIGHT. The whole time.
Dumbledore was wrong about Snape. WHAT?! Nooooo

Dumbly dead. *tear*
How does that happen? It was just so...easy.
Scene in the cave absolutely brought me to tears
I can’t see Dumbledore weak and in pain; it kills me. :(

SNAPE!I didn’t want to believe it, man. How could you?!
Nooo, there was s’posed to be some remaining goodness in you that only Dumbledore could see.
You were on our side. You were a double agent for us. All this time... WHY?!
YOU KILLED HIM, YOU FUCKING FILTHY BASTARD!!!
James should have let Moony tear you to shreds back in your school days!
I knew it was you. Right when Harry found your book, I knew it was you.
I knew Sectumsempra was going to do something horrible.
Why did I still think you would turn out, alright?!
AHHHHHHHHH *hateloathingdespise*

Slughorn…
At the beginning of the book: OMG, he’s soo gonna be evil. He’ll turn on Dumbledore! Bad news, bad news.
After Harry receives the memory: Sweet! I like you, buddy. Even if you were stupid for telling Tom about Horcruxes. Yay?

Tonks/Remus? CUTE! I love it soo much. (Next to Remus/Sirius, of course.)
He was so adorable when trying to convince her why they shouldn’t be together. *love*
YAY! I LOVE LUPIN, AGAIN! OotP killed him for me, but not anymore!

No 7th year at Hogwarts?
Jo, you evil genius, it’s brilliant.
Harry saying he wouldn’t return even if the school did reopen...a little piece of me died. *tear*

Christina is right. I don’t want to read the last book now.
I’m actually terrified of it. Death, pain, tears, and chaos are coming.
I started crying when Ron was poisoned. Like shaking and sobbing
If Ron dies......
I don’t know what I will do with myself.

I’ll never be able to reread the rest of the books the same way again.
I’ll know his secret every time he’s mentioned, that traitor.

• R.A.B. ... Regulus! YAY for the Black brothers! :D
• It said someone else died? When the Death Eaters were fighting the Order. Did it not? Who?
• TOM RIDDLE *villainlove* That's all I have to say. His backstory kicks major arse. Evil is awesome when it comes to him! And, um, hot! (Or so thinks Harry.)
• Harry's going to have quite a time getting the rest of the Horcruxes. Good luck with that - in the course of one year, without the help of your mentor. I love Kasse's theory that Harry is one of the Horcruxes!
• Sirius, I still love you. I'm so glad Jo didn't just stop talking about his character. Every time his name was mentioned though and his death was refereed to I... - *sigh*
• Neville! You can't just make him this big important character in OotP and then give him a total of maybe three lines now! Luna, also. I started to like her at the end of the 5th and now her role was so minuscule?
• Harry's obsession with Draco throughout the entire book is so YAY.
• When Slughorn got Ron's name wrong and called him 'Rupert'... not cool. I probably gave a half smile when I read it, because, aha! clever, Jo, but for JK to throw that in. Hmmm. I don't like the idea of bringing aspects of the movies into the books. It's a BIG no-no in my mind.
• Blaise Zabini! He finally had a role. WOO! My only-so-so Slytherin crush!
• I thought Hagrid would have broken down considerably more than he did upon hearing about/seeing Dumbledore. *shrug* No doubt I would have started crying again if he had.
• U-NO-POO. LMAO
• When Harry Sectumsempraed Draco OH CRAP and he exploded with blood OH CRAP and Myrtle yelled 'MURDER! MURDER!' OH CRAP
• It was as though something large and scaly erupted into life in Harry's stomach, clawing at his insides: hot blood seemed to flood his brain, so that all thought was extinguished, replaced by a savage urge to jinx Dean into a jelly. Wow. And it can do the conga, too!
• Next book, I'm assuming, is going to be flooded with deaths. I really thought more people would die in this one, but surprisingly very few. My bets for future deaths are: Snape, Moody, Molly, a couple [previous] students (previous meaning if Hogwarts shuts down), and, well, please not Ron - even though I think he might. And Harry. (Not Ron and Harry, though. One or the other.)

I really liked this book. Blew OotP out of the water.
Jo, you really turned your act around after that last book!
You’re a brilliantly evil and sadistic writer with your plots.

I want to reread it this week so I pick up on all the little details, but at this point I’m scared to open the book again. I’m not really sure why, but it needs to rest. I need to let the death sink in before I go on.

To all those people ranting about how they hated this book/it was "soOo0 fanficy!":
HAHA NOW you know how I felt after reading Order! I laugh at you. XD

EDIT: STILL SPOILERY - This theory makes me a bit more able to forgive him. If not forgive, at least understand why.