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[smacktalker]

So this is what civilian life would feel like, huh? Kinda boring. Kinda restless. Shit.

All right, for the sake of conversation, here's a question.

If you were going to binge on something, what would it be?

And don't even bother responding if you picked pudding. Pudding is not a binge food. By any stretch of the imagination.

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[floralities]

WILL YOU LEAVE MY PUDDING ALONE.

[smacktalker]

No.

[floralities]

God, what is wrong with you? What did I ever do to you, huh?

[smacktalker]

Eat a cheeseburger.

[floralities]

Are you kidding? Cheeseburgers are gross.

[smacktalker]

...what.

[floralities]

They're. Gross.

[smacktalker]

No wonder why you're a twig. You eat garbage.

[floralities]

Well excuse me for eating healthy. God forbid you actually eat something green and good for you.

[smacktalker]

I have broccoli every now and then.

[floralities]

Broccoli isn't enough! You need a fruit or vegetable of every color to have a balanced diet.

[smacktalker]

Says who?

SOO MADE ME DO IT

[floralities]

Says nutritionists and stuff!

God, no wonder you're fat.

SOO IS ALWAYS THE CULPRIT

[smacktalker]

That the best you got, twig girl?

/PUNCHES HER

[floralities]

STOP CALLING ME THAT. People in fat houses shouldn't throw skinny stones, you know.