cause love does what love should do
Alright, JA, b/c I actually got up and watched it today. :p
(Oh, scary, this has nothing to do with JA, but the station I was listening to just played a Christmas song by Kenny Rogers. I obviously turned it off.)
"Short Calendar"
(Random, but the old episodes really have very not creative titles, lol.)
+ Amy to Bruce, when he's explaining what a short calendar day is: "I went to judge school." That is such an Amy comment.
+ Amy getting excited by being able to stop a plane on the runway.
(I love it when there are female attorneys named Reyes...)
+ Attorney: "Will the record reflect that the respondent just hit her stepmother in the face?" LMAO, only on JA.
- I am not a fan of Amy's weird hairdo.
- I really can't stand this Jack Overby guy.
+ Haha, I ♥ how adamant Maxine is a/b not coming back to work. 'Cause THAT lasted.
+ Awesome, these cases rule.
+ You gotta admit Tracy buying Amy lunch from the vending machines is cute.
+ Lauren: "You're gonna die, Grandma." Maxine: "This may come as a shock to you, Lauren, but we're all gonna die." ♥
+ Amy is SUCH a drama queen. Seriously. (RE: her meeting with Mrs. Schleewee.)
+ Maxine: "What is that on your head?" Lauren: "My wig. Mom bought it at a garage sale. It belonged to some lady who died." Lauren has the best lines.
- Seriously, we never had to worry a/b parents volunteering for every single thing when I was in school.
+ Lauren: "One of her friends only has one testicle." Vincent: "Are you sure this is a good idea?" Maxine: "It's a travel chat room. We only talk about hotels." Vincent: "And genitals, apparently." Yes.
+ Vincent to Amy as she walks in the house: "Welcome to Dysfunctional Family Central." So true, Vincent, so true.
+ Amy going off on Overby! LOVING IT.
+ Maxine: "People do what they wanna do. The rest is just excuses." Another life lesson from Maxine.
+ I ♥ Amy doing carpool duty. She's great.
- Maxine throwing away her temple. Sad.
+ Bruce is such a sweetie! Putting the adoption on Amy's docket. And the look they share... *sigh*
"Trial By Jury"
(Seeing Greta makes me want to see "The God Thing" right now...)
+ Lauren feeding the Pop Tart to Socrates.
- NOT STU ALREADY! Gah, NOT A FAN.
+ Lauren to Amy about her slumber party friends: "I told them we could try on your Miracle Bra. That's alright, isn't it?" and then Lauren: "Grandma, what's cleavage?" Maxine: "I have no idea." Oh, Lauren, you are precocious.
- STOP BEING SO FUCKING SMARMY, STU! I'm going to start calling ou Mike, after my advisor...
(I want some BRUCE...)
- Vincent listens to crappy music...
+ Maxine enlisting Vincent to help w/ the slumber party.
- Wow, this fertility/infertility conversation is UNCOMFORTABLE.
+ Vincent a/b Maxine: "She doesn't think writing is real work. If you're not working in an office, in a suit and tie, with a boss breathing down your neck, you're not doing a real job." (Okay, so I probably fucked up the last bit of it, but I was excited and frustrated and yeah.) I FUCKING KNOW HOW HE FEELS.
+x BEST QUOTE EVER: Vincent: "Writing is a mysterious thing. I don't know where it comes from, I don't know where it goes when it goes away. It's fragile." VINCENT! THIS is why I ♥ this show. And why I ♥ Vincent. His life is mine. This is my new favorite quote a/b writing. Going on my fictionpress profile. And facebook. I could seriously go on for PAGES a/b this. People who aren't writers don't understand - you can't just sit down & write anytime you have the time to. It doesn't work that way.
+ The way Vincent described writing as a job is so true - lots of risk.
+ YAY! Bruce showed up. That makes me so happy. :)
+x Amy kicking annoying dudes' asses: Amy to Stu: "I happen to remember something Professor Larkin said about you. He said you had a genius for theatrics and it would take you as far as you wanted, until you found a judge who was smarter than you. Guess what just happened?" FUCK YES. LOVE IT!
Ahem. That was fun. In other news...I found a meme. Oh yes. And it's one of those that is bound to get me into oodles of trouble b/c it involves fic and fandoms. BUT I don't actually have to write fics, so ha.
Stolen from the wonderful melanie_anne.
If you make up titles (and pairings!) for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. Just think of the possibilities! (I might even include snippets!)
You know my fandoms, you know my pairings, you know my penchant for writing tons of NCIS orgy fic what I like to write. Go for it, bitches. Just don't get TOO carried away...(That's directed at you, Yelena. :p)
(Oh, scary, this has nothing to do with JA, but the station I was listening to just played a Christmas song by Kenny Rogers. I obviously turned it off.)
"Short Calendar"
(Random, but the old episodes really have very not creative titles, lol.)
+ Amy to Bruce, when he's explaining what a short calendar day is: "I went to judge school." That is such an Amy comment.
+ Amy getting excited by being able to stop a plane on the runway.
(I love it when there are female attorneys named Reyes...)
+ Attorney: "Will the record reflect that the respondent just hit her stepmother in the face?" LMAO, only on JA.
- I am not a fan of Amy's weird hairdo.
- I really can't stand this Jack Overby guy.
+ Haha, I ♥ how adamant Maxine is a/b not coming back to work. 'Cause THAT lasted.
+ Awesome, these cases rule.
+ You gotta admit Tracy buying Amy lunch from the vending machines is cute.
+ Lauren: "You're gonna die, Grandma." Maxine: "This may come as a shock to you, Lauren, but we're all gonna die." ♥
+ Amy is SUCH a drama queen. Seriously. (RE: her meeting with Mrs. Schleewee.)
+ Maxine: "What is that on your head?" Lauren: "My wig. Mom bought it at a garage sale. It belonged to some lady who died." Lauren has the best lines.
- Seriously, we never had to worry a/b parents volunteering for every single thing when I was in school.
+ Lauren: "One of her friends only has one testicle." Vincent: "Are you sure this is a good idea?" Maxine: "It's a travel chat room. We only talk about hotels." Vincent: "And genitals, apparently." Yes.
+ Vincent to Amy as she walks in the house: "Welcome to Dysfunctional Family Central." So true, Vincent, so true.
+ Amy going off on Overby! LOVING IT.
+ Maxine: "People do what they wanna do. The rest is just excuses." Another life lesson from Maxine.
+ I ♥ Amy doing carpool duty. She's great.
- Maxine throwing away her temple. Sad.
+ Bruce is such a sweetie! Putting the adoption on Amy's docket. And the look they share... *sigh*
"Trial By Jury"
(Seeing Greta makes me want to see "The God Thing" right now...)
+ Lauren feeding the Pop Tart to Socrates.
- NOT STU ALREADY! Gah, NOT A FAN.
+ Lauren to Amy about her slumber party friends: "I told them we could try on your Miracle Bra. That's alright, isn't it?" and then Lauren: "Grandma, what's cleavage?" Maxine: "I have no idea." Oh, Lauren, you are precocious.
- STOP BEING SO FUCKING SMARMY, STU! I'm going to start calling ou Mike, after my advisor...
(I want some BRUCE...)
- Vincent listens to crappy music...
+ Maxine enlisting Vincent to help w/ the slumber party.
- Wow, this fertility/infertility conversation is UNCOMFORTABLE.
+ Vincent a/b Maxine: "She doesn't think writing is real work. If you're not working in an office, in a suit and tie, with a boss breathing down your neck, you're not doing a real job." (Okay, so I probably fucked up the last bit of it, but I was excited and frustrated and yeah.) I FUCKING KNOW HOW HE FEELS.
+x BEST QUOTE EVER: Vincent: "Writing is a mysterious thing. I don't know where it comes from, I don't know where it goes when it goes away. It's fragile." VINCENT! THIS is why I ♥ this show. And why I ♥ Vincent. His life is mine. This is my new favorite quote a/b writing. Going on my fictionpress profile. And facebook. I could seriously go on for PAGES a/b this. People who aren't writers don't understand - you can't just sit down & write anytime you have the time to. It doesn't work that way.
+ The way Vincent described writing as a job is so true - lots of risk.
+ YAY! Bruce showed up. That makes me so happy. :)
+x Amy kicking annoying dudes' asses: Amy to Stu: "I happen to remember something Professor Larkin said about you. He said you had a genius for theatrics and it would take you as far as you wanted, until you found a judge who was smarter than you. Guess what just happened?" FUCK YES. LOVE IT!
Ahem. That was fun. In other news...I found a meme. Oh yes. And it's one of those that is bound to get me into oodles of trouble b/c it involves fic and fandoms. BUT I don't actually have to write fics, so ha.
Stolen from the wonderful melanie_anne.
If you make up titles (and pairings!) for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. Just think of the possibilities! (I might even include snippets!)
You know my fandoms, you know my pairings, you know my penchant for writing tons of NCIS orgy fic what I like to write. Go for it, bitches. Just don't get TOO carried away...(That's directed at you, Yelena. :p)