our neighbors love us

Aug 01, 2007 07:13

because we bought a kiddie pool and put in front of their back doors. we go out to the bar and bring the whole bar home to "come swimming in our newly installed pool" then get loud and boistrous for hours until the sun comes up and we crawl out looking as wrinkled as our ancesters. the "hot tub" has been conataminated for days since someones drunken sexcapades. the filthy punk rockers think that cause they spent the night loaded wearing their ripped up underwear in the "pool" all night that now they've accomplished this months laundry. broke into the basement to get at the hot water valves and wound up pulling all the leavers every which way in a passion filled twenty minutes with the man power i brought down to freshly refil the water supply in that bitch. now there is just the debris, broken water balloons, shards of glass, cigarette buts and empty bottles of jack. if only we could get delivery straight to the pool. sometimes 2 hours is too long to wait for the liquor store again.
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