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QUESTION: What is the cause of the noise coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment at 11:30 pm sharp each night??
ANSWER:
A) He is lifting weights and, upon finding that they are indeed too heavy for him, dropping them. Repeatedly.
B) He is rearranging his very heavy furniture.
C) He is a professional ballet dancer and is practicing his jeté's for tomorrow's performance.
D) He is a professional wrestler and is practicing his body slams for tomorrow's performance.
E) All of the above. simultaneously.
F) The "noise" is a hallucination resulting from many hours spent fretting and stressing in front of the computer.
ANSWER:
A) He is lifting weights and, upon finding that they are indeed too heavy for him, dropping them. Repeatedly.
B) He is rearranging his very heavy furniture.
C) He is a professional ballet dancer and is practicing his jeté's for tomorrow's performance.
D) He is a professional wrestler and is practicing his body slams for tomorrow's performance.
E) All of the above. simultaneously.
F) The "noise" is a hallucination resulting from many hours spent fretting and stressing in front of the computer.