Life according to Google

[sm1l3z]

So this is my life according to Google:

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Jenny needs to find herself a baller. (WTF?! lol)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Jenny looks like a beach bunny - with her bright smile, her sparkling eyes... (again WTF?! lol)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Jenny does Harlem... (WHAT THE FAACK?! who the hell is Harlem?! O_O)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Jenny hates Cheaterzzz. (FIRST that made sense to me T_T lol)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Jenny goes to sea! (lol its a children's book or something...)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Jenny loves to read. (HECK yes!)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Jenny eats some chinese food. (I prefer sushi but chinese food is good too =P)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Jenny has too many ideas. (LOL no i don't! hahah)

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Jenny wants Jimmy's babies. (WHO THE FACK IS JIMMY?! FUCKING COME OUT I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! LOL)